Buff Fax Responder

General Acid Goop
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Gang, we have a problem. Our greatest WL that everyone loves very much and respects very highly is a little under powered. I mean the other day I admin helped an admin for MARSOC and they said no. The audacity to reject such a simple and easy request I mean this game is crumbling from beneath our forehead’s man. My plan to fix this is incredibly simple and easy to understand. Give fax responders host level admin commands so that they can spawn in the necessary ERTs. This feature even comes with a little bonus, we can now ICly nuke the planet from orbit to show the military might of the UA, UPP, or TWE.

Or even better add a feature where when the aCO doesn’t pick up and READ the fax I sent with ALERT ON within thirty seconds a brainchip implanted in them by the Corp detonates killing them instantly. This will hopefully act as a helpful lesson to new and old command players that picking up and reading faxes is very important. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk, up next is Ice Age 4.

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There’s one problem. This doesn’t fix the real problem of fax responders:

Free press responders have to luck out several times to even do their job. [a CC is awake, a CC is awake that wants to use the fax machine, AND that the CC hasn’t already gone off to the ground and not brought / not have been able to bring the Portable Fax Machine]

Therefore, they need to be able to teleport to the Almayer to directly inform the CC that they exist and steal their camera so they have to use the fax machine in order to request it back. That way, the Free Press responder can actually do their job!

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let Faxsponder BE people by sending them anthrax in their paper

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Local pizza chain manager faxes USCM military vessel USS Almayer. Miscommunication causes execution of Lieutenant Colonel.

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BE via paper cut.

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