Bushmans book of fancy cocktails and HRP mixed drinks.

Liquid hornests.

½ moonshine. (mix nutramint with universal enzyme. Remove enzyme after use.)

½ hot sauce.

“Comeing from the hills of kentucky and west virginia. The stinging balances out the drunk effect. Keeping you awake and ready to party.”

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The warhead.

⅓ capsasian oil. (Grind up chilis.)

⅓ hot sauce. (add black pepper to capsaicin oil.)

⅓ concentrated capsaicin. (Mix phoron with capsaicin oil. Remove phoron after use.)

“Messuring in at over a few million scovilles it is the spiciest substance known to man. Often used as a method of hazing that has been used by SL’s and CO’s alike.”

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Zero G.

20u of sleen.

20u of rewritter (mix of coffee and mountain wind soda.)

10u of ethylredoxrazine.

“A favorite of researchers. The sensation is described as a sudden burst of energy mixed with a feeling of weightlessness. The ethyl is added to counteract the addictive effects of sleen.”

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Black Betty.

20u of sleen.

30u of ethanol. (Get some from the OT or a nurse.)

“A powerful and deadly drink. 2 glasses is enough to kill a full grown man. But as we all know marines often go for seconds. Merely uttering the drink’s name sends chills down the spine of most bartenders. Bringing back memories of frat parties gone wrong. Of friends and bar flys who live where cut short.”

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Flash freeze.

Half frost oil.

Half milk shake (cream, ice, milk.)

“Was invented by WY mercs during a conflict in the Arabian desert. Helped keep the soldiers cool in the 100 degree weather.”

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Juice cleanse.

Half lime juice.

Half space cleaner. (Ask a nurse or Rsr to make you some.)

“After a long day eating MRE’s and drinking the stuff in this list you may need a cleanse. The juice and cleaner form a chemical reason in the body. Destroying any and all microplastic or other nasties.”

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Tar pit.

Half vodka.

Half nicotine. (grind up cigarettes.)

“Invented by a bartender who was tired of people smoking in his bar. So he made this so that they could get their fix and keep the bar smoke free. Although a bit chewier than most drinks it will still hit the spot.)

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