Admins seriously need to do something about WAR just mind controlling CIC every round to OB themselves. I mean, survivors got 10 kills before 00:20 and basically wiped the floor with the Hive, yet somehow WAR still opens CheatEngine and suddenly uses “Control Xeno Agent” to OB the front AGAIN, yet ANOTHER round can someone do someone do something about this?
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A memorable classic:
GRABS YOU BY THE THROAT AND THROWS YOU UP AND COMBOS YOU TAKES OUT HIS DUAL MINI UZIS AND STARTS SHOOTING YOU MID-AIR WHILE YOU ARE IN THE AIR GRABS YOU BY THE THROAT AND COLD STONE STUNNERS YOU
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You know, It ain’t easy being a quartermaster aboard the USS Almayer, but at least we got the god-pit to help us. Every time when hope is lost, every time when everything looks lost because someone spent 30k in 3 boxes of HEDP for the grenadier that immediately got captured by local warrior team 6… The ARSR starts sending up copious amounts of AP ammo free of charge because the pit is just chill like that. Of course it is not without any payment, for it deals in blood. To appease the god-pit you have to get the right sacrifice:–1. You must deal in the black market untill the ICC notices the activity.–2. when they start examining the pit you lower it, preferably with the financial Analyst still in it.–3. If the Analyst is not in it, throw them overboard from the second floor.–With this req should flow notably faster as the blood will not only flow to lubricate the cogs from the machine, but the soul will also appease it. If the ICC is otherwise busy or unavailable you will have to sacrifice yourself or the local private to the machine. It needs blood and constant praise or it will stop working and send you 50 mags of m4a3 that nobody uses. PRAISE THE REQPIT!!!
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Almost 3 hours since round 31047 started on LV624. I thought, “Oh, it’s a Kleiner op this’ll be quick and easy.” When I joined as SG. I watched all of my friends die, three of the other SG’s, my SL, everyone around me was slowly replaced by new people waking up from cryo. All because some queen wanted their glorious “Xeno Major Victory” on the end screen. For what? My sleep schedule is gone; I’m going to get fired from my job because I’ll show up late. I wont be able to pay rent, food, or anything because some fucking queen, NOT EVEN ELDER, wanted to delay the round. Seriously what the fuck has this game become? I was happy with our 1 hour stomp rounds and we’d all cope, but this is fucking ridiculous. CM literally put me out of a job cuz of this round and now I can’t feed my family. I didn’t even die in a cool way bruh, the queen fucking gibbed me because I got killed by these bullshit despoilers that are way too overpowered. Fuck this game dude, I’m quitting.
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“FIFTY SHADES OF MEOW FAN FICTION: WRITTEN BY RUCKUS REKTEM DEMETRIOUS “MEOW FOR DADDY KITTEN, MEOW MEOW MEOW!” “YES DADDY I WILL MEOW FOR DADDY LIKE A GOOD KITTEN, MEOW MEOW MEOW!” “DONT MAKE DADDY PUNISH KITTEN, YOU MUST MEOW LIKE YOU REALLY MEAN IT KITTEN…””
From some delta CT
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The motherfucking server is dead, get that shit back up we trynna play, bunch of riflemen locked and loaded right now, FIX THIS SHIT
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It’s been 2 minutes without CM, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto CM but the server was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad’s gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without CM, it is my life, it is my destiny, without CM, I wouldn’t be able to do anything. CM is the best thing ever made and I can’t get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can’t stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I don’t know what to do. CM can’t be gone any longer cause if it does then I’ll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. CM is very amazing and I can’t lose it.
- man never join my hives from now on
- you are banished