Case, Boston, are you ok?
DAWG I WAS TRYNA REPLY TO A BITCH BUT IT DIDNT WORK
okay why tf does reply not work, what am I doing wrong. But nah I was defending the honor of dunkies
this is why I will always self-hostage with you as a CMP - great round
ponchka on top
YOU BROKE IT
Cass, I love ya man, but just eat a fucking Krispy Kreme or something and youâll see Dunkinâ for what it really is.
Canât, it would be disloyal
TRUE!
Find god
This man was so easily bought out by corporate lies. Do not listen to what he says. DD is shit and you know it.
Loyalty? What loyalty? Dunkinâ does not see you as their loyal customer. Dunkinâ does not see you as their friend. Hell, I doubt Dunkinâ sees you as a human. You know what you are to Dunkinâ? A cow. A cash cow. Someone they know to whom they can feed their grossest slop (their coffee) and who will not only thank them, but reward them with the cash theyâve had to slave away for.
Wake. Up. See the truth. Dunkinâ is shit.
Donât even drink coffee. And other places donât make the donuts stale enough. In Portland, and had to do the tourist bullshit and get a voodoo donut right? Portland creme, oughta be close enough to a good old fashioned God loving Boston Creme right? Guess what, its not. Itâs too fresh, the chocolate isnât crinkly, the bread is too soft, I hate it. Dunkies has the optimal level of stale donuts, that you philistines will never appreciate. Itâs like a finely aged wine, and brother, Iâm a sommelier.
Portland is Trash. Portlandia is a great show.