Flare Gun SSS tier no cap

BRO the flare gun IS SO GOOD I made like seven different loadouts with it

The xenos scurry around and you go like “NOT TODAY” and you pull put that thing you got packed and go like “ATUMALAKA AHAHAHAAHA” and the xeno goes “SSSSSRRRAAAAAAA” (the fucking sound it does when it gets damaged or something what do you think I am some kind of orto- ortofuck- ONOMOTO-MOTO??? Overthrow the USCM? I guess so.

Every time I hit the xeno with the flare gun and they run away like cowards I can’t help but go EEEHEEHEHAHAHA and they can’t do SHIT because I am HALF A MAP AWAY using my 2x scope eat flare nerds see you in fucking hell motherfucking bitch hope you DIE I HATE THIS GAMEE

Everything is so dark in the darkest dungeon dungeon man I wish I had a flare gun :c

The devs KNEW this gun was good enough to dedicate a HOLSTER TO IT BRO you can’t deny it’s effectiveness like bro trust me you can deal SO MUCH DAMAGE following this setup:
Go light armor (skip eating stuff that shit slows you down), pick two flare pouches, pick the flare gun holster, store a flare gun in your chest slot, and fill your satchel with flare guns, load them with flares. BOOM NOW YOU GOT LIKE SIX CONSECUTIVE SHOTS OF THE BEST STUFF IN THE GODAMN GAME xenos are going to go like “HOW THE FUCK THERE IS TWO PYROS” or something I don’t actually know how the game works

aNYWAY this my guide to actually not hating yourself for playing this game for more than thirty minutes just USE THE FLARE GUN AND STOP PUSHING INTO A GODAMN HELLHOLE WITH NO LIGHT PLEASE

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you can throw flares

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you can’t hide single flares with your hand. you can hide them with the flare gun. i got a few lucky kills this way

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AFAIK you can put a flare holster in your suit slot. So, 2 G8 pouches (I think it holds 3 flare packs while the flare holster can hold 2), 2 flare pouches, shoulder holster with the gun itself and an IMP rack with 3 flare boxes. Go troll em spitters with the power of the Sun

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Honestly filling an entire open area with flares for each agonizing tile can be absolutely disheartening for xenos

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pyro tf2 flaregun taunt

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Courtesy of @Lmwevil

Light armour
No helmet
Flare Pouch
Flare Pouch
Flare gun holster w/signal flares
Flare gun holster w/normal flares
Flares in my armour
A bag full of flare resupply boxes
RTO backpack

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smh this guy doesn’t know about the IMP Ammo Rack flare meta… you can carry 9 flare boxes if you use it.

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Don’t forget the two flares in the helmet.

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Very true.

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This loadout was pre ammo rack.

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:saluting_face:

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found this on discord.

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I love flavor blasted gold fish

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They have Flavor Blasted Goldfish now?

Flavor blasted goldfish are tthe worst type of goldfish ngl…

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u are nothing kill y-

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I think you meant keep your self safe. Always a good idea.

Funnily enough, flare guns can do that lmao

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Proposal: glow sticks. Instead of lighting the xeno on fire they glow in the dark like it’s a rave.

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