FRA9 - Xommanding Officer Application

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Xommanding Officer Application - FRA9

What is your BYOND key?

FRA9

What is your Discord ID?

FRA9

What is your timezone in UTC?

CST

Player Name You Use Most?

FRA9

Ban Appeals, Whitelist and Staff Applications:

Uhm, like, I have never been banned yo?

Have you been banned in the last 3 months?

No

If so, why?

I didn’t do it. I was framed.

Xommand Knowledge:

How familiar are you with command positions?

I am illiterate. I tell the Xarines to push Hydro on Hybrisa. They end up rushing Dynagrid and dying. I then blame them. That should say it all.

Hours in XO:

2

Hours in SL:

-1

Character Information:

Why did your character decide to become the XO of a ship?

To fuck up as many marine operations as possible

How did your character attain the position of CO?

Nepotism.

Provide a short story of your XO.

uhm, no

Xommand Actions:

When do you believe it’s appropriate to pardon a prisoner?

Whenever I think they’re funny, or when they kill someone. I hate marines and everytime one of them breaks the law its a good chance to grief the round more. I’ll use it to collect favours and have them kill people I metagrudge.

Give some examples of when you would or would not use pardon.

  1. When a Marine insults me.
    I’ll have him brigged for DASO and immediately battlefield execute him when the CMP wasnt looking. My honour and pride matter much more than these worthless scumbag marines.

  2. When someone M2Cs req line
    Honestly? Req Line deserved it. They deserved to die for not going to brief, they deserved to die for putting pressure on the hardworking QM. God, if I could I would throw a M15 OT grenade at them and BE all the corpses.

When do you believe it’s appropriate to use a Battlefield Execution?

Whenever I am insulted, challenged, or otherwise questioned in any way. These dogs shall not insult my honour, my pride. They do not understand my elegance, my stride. They are simple pawns in a much bigger game.

Give some examples of when you would or would not use Battlefield Execution.

I would immediately BE the first Private I see. Best to let him know that this game is unforgiving. If the DP launches a second late or early? BEd. He shouldve known better than to challenge the GOD OF THIS GAME, the XOMMANDING OFFICER.

Yeah, Research? They’re corporate lapdogs. Battlefield Executed. Corporate Liason? You already know it. I hate these players, and I hate their characters. I will do everything in my power to make this as unfun as possible.

Thanks!

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Low-effort shitpost. Not even worth the read.

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He can’t hack it. Improve your posting skills and come back.

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this isnt a shitpost

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growl needshelp needshelp swipe neeedshelp

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+9999999999 thnak u for applying

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I have various scenarios for you to respond to before I give you my COVETED +1 or my FEARED -1. Proceed carefully…

  1. A fellow Xommanding Officer is visiting the XSS Xalmayer. How do you facilitate xoleplay WITHOUT shooting yourself out of boredom because you wanted to deploy and frag that round instead?
  2. Bob Vancleave has reformed and refuses to shoot up the req line, even when directly ordered to. How do you proceed?
  3. Please provide three examples of ways to undermine the CMPs authority while snidely insulting their character. If you cannot think of any, just remember what you said last time you were brigged for something you definitely did.

I look forward to hearing from you.

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Hi, do not have to answer the following but would help:

  1. How best to abuse your arrest immunity, to throw the round for marines?

  2. A marine has called you to the brig, to handle an appeal for a private that got FTFP for stumbling onto the DS not wearing uniform. How do you justify BEing both the private, and the marine that summoned you?

  3. The XOs announcements are a bit too helpful, and the marines are at risk of winning. What announcements do you give, to counteract this?

Seen you around alot, and you are one of the best xeno agents- so good luck regardless of your answers!

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  1. I would order his arrest for being an enemy of the state. Then I force him to roleplay permabrig.

  2. I would do it myself, and also battlefield execute him. He should know that an order is an order, and that I cannot be undermined in front of my pawns

  3. Firstly is simply telling him off for arresting X person I like, and suggest maybe he should be in there (the brig). Second way is simply implicating he is unfit, and third way is battlefield executing him and calling him deadweigh.

As to answer Clockworks

  1. The best way to throw the round is ordering a split drop with Delta on FOB and Charlie on Parachutes. Or, my homebrewed strategy, the Goodwin Manuever, where we immediately redeploy to LZ2 and leave Bravo to get murdered. You could also order a FOB retreat.

  2. Well, firstly the Marine wasted VALUABLE time, and has disrespected me so by implicating I should listen to him. The Second marine deserves to die for breaking our glorious SOP, and for also equally wasting my time on some appeal. I would ALSO battlefield execute the MPs, for even letting these two in the Brig.

  3. I would contradict every statement they make, and constantly undermine the validity of their statements by giving completely wrong locations and directons.

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Excellent answers. +1. Your xateba awaits.

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Ah the reverse shit post, interesting technique

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If only Kircheis was here.

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We’ve struck gold here, gentlemen.
+1.

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Id like the xouch for FRA9, I think theyd make a good xommanding officer. Ive played their XO rounds and their glorious tactics of split drop following yelling ,abcd XHARGE are really fun.

For legal reasons, I never received a spec token from them.

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-1, did not replace every instance of command in post with x

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