So for the longest time I thought my cat was a girl cause the fucker has really prominent nipples, meows are super light, and hasn’t put on much weight at all.
Anyway, his balls dropped and I now realize he was just baby. My cat is in fact a boy. I lied everyone, i am sorry.
Look at this piece of shit liar. Liar. Love him.
You might be a moron, we still love ya homie.
Stop looking at your cats nipples, Nina.
We vote on her method of execution tomorrow morning.
this post has ruined my day
this u?
He flips over and begs for pets !!
He goes MROWWWE when I don’t pet the belly !!
Slow slicing or Waterboarding?
Those are torture methods, not execution.
why is he half dressed
Oh I just thought it was torture. Guess it’s both.
So 凌遲 it is! Lovely. Your execution is scheduled for 12:00 PM in the evening tomorrow. Any last words or requests?
cant believe no one else has asked but what is his name?
Well I named him after Lae’zel when I thought he was a she. No idea what to do about that NOW.
Name him Rae’zel instead. Easy.
Of course, this is all trivial considering your impeding execution.
Name him Tom.
