helloiamjesus - Synthetic Application

Hi helloiamjesus and thank you for your application for the Synthetic Whitelist.

As stated there are some issues with your application. Although the effort and detail to your personality and ranks is appreciated, there are some issues with it. Specifically the last bit about egotistic behavior - it would hae the possiblity of causing issues or rivalries if there is such an artificially useless behavior.

Same applies to the bit about ranks, if you see certain people as inferior then perhaps they shouldn’t be worth rescuing over a different life, or other dilemmas which cause more problems than they solve. A Synthetic is a helpful asset which will help all USCM Personnel, and never do anything to harm them unless it truly can’t be avoided. Having it built into a Synthetic’s behavior would likely be never purchased.

The story is not adequate in displaying your character’s personality or quirk.

The experience answers are not adequate in displaying your ability to carry out these key tasks, and you have received no positive vouches in these categories either.

Your combat answer did not properly demonstrate an understanding of Synthetic combat scenarios.

Lastly, I personally don’t mind anyone who wants to play Working Joe - I highly support it and have been very vocal and active in allowing staff and Synthetics to enjoy the role. However, it is frowned upon for applicants to apply solely for the Working Joe role, as it is a significantly more menial role compared to Synthetic. It would be difficult for someone to obtain a Synthetic whitelist solely to play Working Joe, however a Synthetic whitelistee is free to play either role as much as they want.

I would recommend you read the feedback given on this thread and also read some accepted applications to get a sense of the standard. Please make sure that you gather experience in the areas stated of the application - a Synthetic is second to absolutely none, they are the best of the best and must be represented accurately.

Unfortunately I also have some bad news. Due to behavior exhibited on platforms outside of the forums which involved your application - something that is highly regulated, your re-application time has been set to 6 months meaning that you may reapply starting on 12/13/23.

It appears that you’ve joined CM less than 3 days ago, so please take this time to reflect and gather experience. Best of luck in the future!


As of 6/22/23 you have been blacklisted from reapplying to the Synthetic Whitelist due to problematic discord behavior and ingame behavior - primarily the presence of being a human that is mentally unwell, believing themselves to be a Working Joe. The roleplay and behavior is highly inconsistent with the quality we expect in the Synthetic Whitelist. This blacklist is appealable starting 1/1/2024.

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