(munching noises)
Oh hey man!
(wipes cracker crumbs off his hands onto his uniform)
Wanna trade? I don’t really like jalapeño cheese. You got some like M&M’s or something? I’ll throw in the grape bev pack too.
Wanna play spades after chow? We need a fourth. Got a nice setup in the back of the LMTV with a crate and some field chairs.
i take the grape beverage packet out of your hand and bite into it like it’s a candy bar
i maintain eye contact
Sorry dude, I don’t like the spicy shit. If you have like, anything sweet though, I’ll trade you…
(Rips off the top of their MRE, peers inside)
Oh hey, pretzels! I’ll trade you the pretzels for your dessert shit. I’ll stop by and play a hand too, but I gotta pick up something for the SL first. See you then?