I am NOT dead my HPR chads,merely exiled to the woods in gnome warfare
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Did the IRS get you? Do we need to send help?
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what will you do about gnome propaganda like Sherlock gnomes?
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Ignore the pleas of help from the gnomes. Its all psychic warfare so they can be allowed to steal your food pantrys and leave your gas stoves on.
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We do not respect gnome propaganda in this house. All true gamers, we must join with JRR and defeat the gnome menace. For America!
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WEVE GOTTA GNOME KNOCKER HERE MURPHS LOVES GNOMES STARTING TO THINK MURPHS IS A GNOME!!!
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Staff Sarge needs to fix his fucking patch.
SAD
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Dont put that nco curse on me i WILL HPR myself.
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Oh you’re a specialist, couldn’t see it quite right.
Then where’s your NCO to make sure you ain’t out here looking like a goddamn soup sandwich.
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Cuz im squared away and can be trusted unlike some psychopaths out here 
a true american hero this country should be proud we have people like you defending us from these threats to our garden 
P.S gib me spec role i want to be sadar
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The war against the IRS gnomes is on.
Just give up, its over. The gnomish deepstate will take over the world
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great idea. shoot gnomes out of a tank cannon
Murphs…sounds like Smurf…and Smurfs are small and…and look just like…oh god I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
both wear red hats and have white beards
Holy crap. He is on to something.
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