I love being silly, should I continue to be silly?
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Yes , dare to be stupid.
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RAH
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All mps start off trying to be lax… silly… and “a different mp”.
Soon you too will be forced to arrest and process a marine who refused to stop shooting out windows on full auto despite your repeated requests.
You will have your easy NJPs ignored, resisted, and fought against.
You will be murdered and assaulted while doing the right thing.
Then your heart too will harden… and you will become what we all become… just another mp.
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So pretty much every Security main from SS13.
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But don’t be too silly, lest ye be given the dreaded job ban
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damn, that sucks!
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I’ve been banned once from CMP for shooting myself, only two to go until I end up like Beck.
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Then you’ll enter the hall of fame
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You seem much more friendly than Beck was.
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We should give you a medal, suiciding is the greatest thing a MP can do if he wants to actually help the marines.
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Try suicide with your tazer, it’s funny
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The MP Cabal is watching this thread. I heard it from a Whistleblower on the MP cord.
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I’m a member of MP cord. (Just reconfirmed this I got the wrong server, I’m not an MP cord.)
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And stay out!
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How could you do that to me Mark?! After all we’ve been through!
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The life of an MP is a solitude one.
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Not as solitude as OTs
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The MP Metacord has flagged this thread.
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I fear no one for I am he legendary Long Dong! I’ve OD’d 5 people and eaten 1, I tell MP cord to blow me! RAH