Ivan Kovalev Missing in Action. Prime Empress JUL slumbers beneath LV-XXX.

This has been long time coming.

Yes, its official, I’ve burnout from this little spaceman 2D game and no longer find it fun. I am only writing this because I find myself familiar enough to the community and owe a letter to you lot. Frankly, I still think nobody actually cares if I go completely radiosilent or leave the game forever, but I wish to explain myself.
I’ve been going at it for practically 3 years. I’ve had been on CM for MONTHS straight in the past, from sunrise to sundown, and as such I burnout before as well. What kept me coming back quickly to no-life it again was the community and the absolute joy of triumph to share with others. Lately, though, many people that I found myself familiar with - left the game and the game itself got… stale. Life happens, I will not blame anyone for leaving, but I see the lack of that spark. The spark that kept this server thriving for quite a while is just… gone. The community grew with new players, but there were not nearly enough old players to balance it out. I found myself feeling negative emotions towards people, not quite a rarity but definitely too much to keep playing the game. I’ve already gotten into trouble once for something I thought appropriate.
You have probably noticed me missing most of the days already, if you play more than one round. Alas, it seems im burnout for a long while. Yes, this is not my final goodbye. I’ve had my many victories, had my glorious moments of kingmaking in an entire round by simply choosing one team and killing the other, and had plenty bitter loses that felt satisfying. This is a threat and a warning, I will return one day. In a year, maybe sooner, maybe later, I do not know. You may still see me occasionally for a round or two, say hi if you do, I am there probably to have nostalgia.
So hone your skills, prepare on both teams, for one day I will bring slaughter to the battlefield once more and you better be ready to become worthy enemies and great allies, like my retired fragger comrades. This also aimed at other primes and plats out there, start working harder now on!

Now the part people actually care about, THE LIST

There’s many people I’d like to mention, so this one will be quite long. If I forgot you, blame it on my inability to remember characters, not some personal animosity.
John Baldo Wheeler - My fellow survivor, the guy that got me into that role properly and, while now not in his peak, still a scary fellow to meet when I roll xeno. It has been great fun rolling with you and becoming part of frag montages.
Omsk Sergeyevich Morozov - Enigmatic man named after a city, still scary to fight unless it is a 1 versus 1. I might’ve hated you at some point, but that’s things of the past. I hope you manage to get your WL back.
Caden Thomas - Most chuddiest chud I’ve ever seen in my life, escaped the game before me somehow. Despite walking into the most obvious deathtraps, I would still entrust my back to you… Unless you have a shotgun.
Joe Dafoe - It has been said a thousand times, but you are probably the model CO and the ideal to look up to. It has been fun annihilating the hive, Major, glad you got that WL back.
Todd Winston - scariest survivor to meet, while also being one of the most funny ones. It has been fun slaughtering xenos together, even if it wasnt often. I am still running away if I see you with that MAR-50 tough.
Samson Jack - my friend, my enemy… You’re the only charlie I found truly memorable, it is why your Smartgun will always have a spot on the resin walls of my hives. If not me, the spiders will get you one day.
Steve Murphy - one of the few people I could call competent nearly always, as any role or in any situation. Hope you never escape CM and will be bound to this soul prison like the rest of us.
Isabel Lopits - perhaps the single person who influenced my desire to get addicted to this game as badly, one of the first few people to engage in funny little situations with me every once in a while. I dont regret the decision.
Biolock - THE best administrator on this server, quite frankly. Always positive, always helpful, always engaging with community. I hope you’re doing good on your retirement my friend.
Yellows - Best SL in terms of RP, it has always been quite fun doing alpha sidemissions and whatnot. On the other side one of the better Prime Empresses, perhaps the person that got me inspired to play queen myself.
Zenith - a great mapmaker, good developer and a decent fragger. Hopefully you make the game better while im gone.
Calum McDonald - great teammate, wonderful RP, funny deaths. It has been an honor to CIC and SL with you.
Viktor Kleiner - funny (former)CO that sends the entire marine into caves to flank the hive in Lambda from LZ2, despite people hating on you I always knew the round would either be a complete disaster or a swift victory.
Malcolm - Probably one of the two most memorable synthetics. It always has been fun surviving, RPing with you as human or xeno. Shame that sentinel saved the larva. Its not magic, its Malcolm!
Tito - TITO for Prime Empress 2025, anyone?..
Shout out to my FELLOW TRUE HIVE PATRIOTS: PSY, WAR, III, GRUG, BUG, XSO, ARG and many many others, it has been a blast destroying the marines together.
Also shout out to all Oldhead Survivors that dont play often or at all nowadays, I will see you in Survhalla.
Final shout out to the people in OOC that kept worrying when I didnt show up for a few days every now and then, I did not in fact die and come back just to play more CM.

Goodluck to everyone, see y’all next week!

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only real ones know

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See you next week funny Z man, hopefully the grass will be Greener when you come back home

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are you finally getting a job

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Ivan it was always a pleasure playing with you as a marine or survivor. Our Hybrisia rounds of navy seals will be dearly missed.

Miss Prime Empress JUL, your absence will haunt me greater than your presence as prime queen. Everyday I will now wonder- “is today the day I get solo screech captured and dragged to the hive at 00:6 by immature prime empress JUL?” The pain is unbearable, I am certain I will begin to have coldsweats during the night, trembling in fear… “Is JUL to return and strike me down today?” So, I will begin a pre-emptive strike on your wifi internet provider to ensure that prime empress JUL will never haunt me again.

Mister Kovalev, I wonder how John Wheeler will get frags without having his bait anymore…

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Legendary queen right up there alongside the ranks of WAR and KYO. You’ll be missed JUL. I hope to see you around if you ever do feel like getting back into cm again

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One of the greatest Queens, capable of crushing the best Marines, and an evil survivor who regularly ran me down with buckshot.

You’ll be missed dearly, Rest in Froot.. :saluting_face:

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Not mentioned, now I feel insulted.

Rest easy JUL

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It was always a pleasure to survive with you and a nightmare to fight you Ivan.

I can only hope you’ll be back sooner rather than later :heart:

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No… No.. no no no no NOOOO

You motherfucker, I thought you were JOKING when you said you would make a cyro post…

You’re like one of 3 competent queens that regularly play during lowpop, and it’s always a blast to play together, whether it be as enemies or as friends. Every time I see your tag on the hive, I know it’ll at least be a fun one.

Though, I do notice that you’ve classified me as ‘memorable’ and ‘submissive and cappable’ whilst everyone else is ‘competent’ and ‘highly skilled’… :smiling_face_with_tear:

In all seriousness, I get it- The burnout is real and everyone has to take breaks every once in a while. I don’t think a single veteran player has avoided taking a break- I’ve gone AWOL multiple times for months or years after just not feeling it. However, I do always come back- There’s really no game that scratches the CM itch, and I’ve found that while many old faces vanish, there’s always newer ones to make friends with. I hope those newer faces will help reignite that spark of passion when you do come back from hiatus.

See you next week, Cheng. Don’t let the Siberian bears get you.

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You were a worthy foe, a good friend, and my #1 fan

You are remembered as clever, cunning, capable and deadly.

I do hope we meet again on the field some day, but for the sake of my squad, Its perhaps better if we dont

Until that day comes,

I bid you farewell JUL, welcome to retirement o7

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cool now there’s only like 2-3 warrior mains left, I might be able to actually attack resin defenses now

in all seriousness, you were a great alwaysplayer, gonna miss you buddy <3

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it was fun fighting both alongside and against you, you absolute menace. See you around.

Good luck in whatever you do next

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“I’ll see you on the other side then, sleep well.”
— Kaito.

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I refuse, be there this weekend because i will too.

Don’t make me cry.

Please

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he didn’t quit btw he’s on the game right now

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its true he just capped me

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