polio was peak cm and you know it

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Everyone is thinking it so I will just say it. When the coders in their high castle patched out polio they BROKE THE GAME. Honestly, I cannot understand why anyone would conceive of removing it. Polio was LITERALLY perfect. The game is SUPPOSED to be scary… what is more scary than randomly a round results in everyone being perma stunned when they fall over?

Forget 2 larva caps and removing the XM51, the removal of polio was a travesty. It was an affront to all players, xeno and marine alike. All these baldies now coming in and complaining about this and that change - they don’t know how it really was. Polio was perfect.

I will not be taking any questions. Thank you for your time.

it is a joke. polio was a very bad bug that sometimes affected a round, causing anyone who fell over to be perma stunned

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We should add a new catastrophic bug t hat occurs when monkeys wash t heir hands as a successor to polio

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Game winrates I played from 08/09/22 to 02/12/23: Aliens: 163, Marines: 140 Draws: 14 Greenos: 2 Zombies: 3 Polio: 3

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I sadly never had to experience polio, but from what I’ve heard from everyone who has, it was the best (allegedly accidental) feature ever.

We should add it back, if you ask me.

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Peak cm was red dog policy and BC double chungus

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Correct. Red Dog Hydro Road. Those who know.

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i loved polio. I distinctly remeber one round where all marines were dead on FOB on Solaris LZ1 and i asked around and they told me it was a bad case of polio and i thought that is so cool that there is sickness (APC was still around btw)

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Damn how long was that ago? Two years? More? Damn man it’s been so long

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idk, back when i was pvt. and not john

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i remember when people figured out the cure to polio was a baton slug to the face.. so peak

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Is this why I keep getting HIRR slugged for no reason at random

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Yes, IT WAS ME!

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The best part: the root cause of polio was because of monkey AI. If they got stuck doing something forever (e.g. using a sink, then getting handcuffed while doing it), it would cause the server to lock up and shit itself (ergo polio)

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