Summon the Elector-Counts

And then you keep him out of the game for 4 years

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And then he comes back. “Yeah I finished my term as UA president.”

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only play MT and sell ice cream instead of playing pfc

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Have these guys as guards

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“John where the fuck were you for 4 years? And who are these guys in black suits with corporate M41As?”
“Yeah uh… I was elected president. Then I lost the re-election because my opponent was a cat and everyone voted for it as a joke. We’re fucked.”

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“On the plus side I have these secret service guys to guard me for the rest of my life.”

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i cant believe fucking catgirls stole my reelection

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… what if I chose John as the UA senator and made him canonically Senator of Texas

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That’d be funny

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i already canonized that Ty Williamson has an older brother Provost Marshal

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With my Marshal

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youre going to have to choose
either way a former uscm xo captain as a very rude politican sounds hilarious

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Yeah I’ll make the UA senator someone unnecessarily hostile and not used to RP, and the TWE all shipside mains who are flabbergasted at this brash and uncouth meatwall of a man engaging in diplomatic talks on tariffs with them

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It’ll be great :trollface:

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senator pro tempore but hes insecure about his great age and has to overcompensate with machoism

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The senator’s like 130, but somehow saxton hale levels buff because he’s compensating for being a fossil

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back in the day there werent combat technician PDAs so we were more athletic and living in the moment

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“Back in MAH day, MARSOC flew in blackhawk helicopters.”
“Okay Mr. Senator.”

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Nanomachoism son, it emits in response to emotional trauma

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senator armstrong but he has been completely incapable of fulfilling his plans because he keeps losing the primary to anime catgirls

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