You know at first I honestly thought the CM steam release would be a nothingburger, but this is actually great. I’ve seen multiple privates per round now, and most of the time they’re really fun(ny) to interact with. Please place your #TOP10PRIVATEFUNNYMOMENTS in the comments, specifically ones after the steam release. I’ll start off.
I saw a private steal all of a dead PMC’s clothing, and then try to wear a premade CL corpse and get instantly killed by the FOB turrets, for having no IFF.
Begun the Steamtide has. Will it be a trickle or a tsunami? Only time will tell.
YESTERDAY (Yes caps required) I WAS COMING BACK TO FOB… I GUESS I WAS LOW ON BLOOD AND I WENT FULLY BLIND. I COULD ONLY SEE THE SMALL CIRCLE. IT WAS ON FUCKING SHIVAS SNOWBALL TOO. I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. I POINT MY THING TO THE LZ AND I’M FUCKING -LOST- AND I COULD BARELY MOVE, I HAD TWO BROKEN LEGS. OUT OF NOWHERE … A FUCKING MARINE!! HE BUMPED INTO ME. I HOVER OVER HIM… ITS PRIVATE HECTOR. PRIVATE HECTOR THANK GOD! BROTHER I CAN’T SEE! HELP ME! He proceeds to “LET ME FIND YOU A MEDIC” and starts yelling MEDIC. (literally no one is around and he wasn’t emoting) He gives up and drags me FOREVER all the way back to the fob. Godspeed Private Hector, you will be a great commander one day. o7