Think of funny strains.

General Acid Goop
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Queen strains, lesser drone strains, anything.

Quality does not matter.

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Burrower with a root trap or an alternative to sticky resin. Why? I’m not sure. Tremor is fun but I got nothing to do in the downtime that aint make a resin hole or tunnel.

Bros stainless btw cursed with tunnel vision

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Lesser Drone

  • Lesser Lesser Drone: Become half the size of a lesser drone. Gain instant respawn upon death, deal 2/3rd damage you normally do. “Relive the experience of the Xenomorphs rushing the sentry guns and dying”

Runner

  • Walker: Your sprite is now walking on two legs. Deal double damage but move 2/3rds slower. You can now grab and throw marines up to seven tiles away. “Some things now walk that ought to crawl”

Queen

  • Princess: Slightly smaller sprite. You move slightly faster. Less armour, more health (You aren’t eating as healthy as you are as the Queen). Lose screech, gain big ‘fuck off’ claws that turn pink as you slash your enemies. Auto-slash any target adjacent to you, if the Smartgunners can do it so can you. “Queen slay”

Lurker

  • Stalker: Lose cloak. Gain a ranged pierce attack, if you land it, you will slowly gain a boost to your next slash on this target the longer the pierce remains in the target, eventually reaching up to 8x times damage. Pierce can only be removed by another human.
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Gambling drone was basically peak

Can there even possibly be any strain that can be sillier than that strain?

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Random bullshit queen

Lose all abilitys, New ability: Random bullshit, use a completely random abilitys from any xeno caste or strain.

Want to tailstab? nope fortify. Want to spit? Sorry, built a door. Want to screech? oops, you dug a tunnel.

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Tarantula burrower

Okay you know how burrowers can dig holes well this burrower can’t leave its hole and all it does is grab marines and eat them inside its burrow

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Bartender Burrower

Now someone can finally man the Solaris bar…

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when some bastard rolled infinite lizard spawns and gambler drones filled the entire map with lizards…

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Drone:

Senior enlisted drone.

You are just a drone in a drill hat that has above head looc

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Sleepy sentinel strain. Sentinels lose the ability neuro and instead get to shoot sleeping darts and you sleepy strike. This works on anything including the queen.

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Only if it also has the stereotypical night cap.

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Drone: Grappler

Instead of tackling, you grab marines into a fire man carry. To do this you flip upside down on the ceiling and can pass through marines and cades. However, if you don’t have a floor tile above you, you fall into the sky.

Edit: Obviously the marine breaks both their legs when the drone visits the cloud district.

Edit Edit: Unless they have a parachute on. There’s needs to be some counterplay cmon.

Edit Edit Edit: The Grappler gets a parachute too I’ve decided that’s funnier than being dead.

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we need gambler drone back with a chance to turn into a clown

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Boxer and Shaman.

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We need a “lizard tamer” strain that spawns an endless tide of lizards.

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