This is for Mui 'Shark' Alves

DON’T LISTEN TO THE NAYSAYERS!

PUT DELTA ON FOB AND EXECUTE THE SQUAD LEADER FOR DISOBEYING YOU IF THEY DON’T WANT TO, ANY SQUAD CAN FOB! (Just get CMP to AGREE (easy if they are plat))

KILL THOSE PESKY “META” PEOPLE, YOUR (Soft grief) PLANS ARE PERFECT!

EVEN BETTER, BECOME A CO AND BE THE FUCKS!

Mui ‘Shark’ Alves FOR CO AND A HUNDRED BE’S!

FUCK THE MARINES THEY ARE LOWER RANKED THEN YOU!

CERTIFIED:
This post has been made by the XO Cabal!

I will bot the forums to +1 your CO application and also activate the QUEENCORD AND LURKERCORD TO +1 IT!

Edit:
Alright it’s over… Admincord got her first…

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New Copy Pasta Just Dropped.

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BRAVO DOWN! I REPEAT BRAVO DOWN! THEY were sent to the front.

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I could see them doing that to delta and then delta just “forgetting” to build or stay at fob lol

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That has happened before.

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Mui ‘Shark’ Alves FOR EXECUTION IN BRIG


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The perpertators and witnesses to this terrible day will all suffer in perdition for what was done.

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Oh I know it has since I have been in a few rounds like that. Used to be quite the fobbit for a bit

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Wow it’s over

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Banned for LRP, violation of hair regulations, very good

(no I totally never had blue hair don’t @ me)

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What in the realm of the ancient fuck :patrice:

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Damn, they got QCd after doing too much shit.

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pretty wild QC ngl you’d expect something more like a command ban like bob cross.

Probably note history/context I don’t have though.

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Well, to be fair, Bob Cross:

  • Owned up to his nature. No validation-seeking cope threads came from him
  • Was fun to hate. He was soft-griefing like Mui, yet his strats followed the Rule of Cool: if something’s dumb, but sounds awesome - it’s not dumb
  • Wasn’t larping as a senior USMC officer with acidic neon hair

I miss Bob, ngl…

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valid points, I concur

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She will never be him.

Isn’t full permaban a bit too harsh? Couldn’t you just go with command jobban?

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Damm
Well, it is a bit harsh to perma ban her but its probably her note history.
I will miss how her mere presence led some SL or Marines on a riot (Delta).
Was mostly fun to have her as XO.
See her in 180 days.

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