Every year, Warhammer Larpers (H. gasmaskius) swim upstream from Blackpantslegion videos to the Almayer, spawning their young in the dozens from cryo pods.
Nesting grounds
The Warhammer Larper is naturally at home in the Almayer briefing room, and this is where they will make their nest for the first 20 minutes of the round. The world below is dangerous, but they are safe here for the time being.
Warhammer Larpers often migrate to ice planets, where their gas masks and unrolled sleeves provide warmth and insulation.
The naturally curious Warhammer Larper investigates the many sights and sounds of its new habitat.
The Warhammer Larper is ill-equipped to deal with the dangers of its new environment, and often falls prey to a variety of xenomorph predators.
Tragedy strikes
However, despite the delicacate nature of this species, their population is growing at an alarming rate, taxing the marine medical ecosystem. Concerned marines are advised not to feed Warhammer Larpers, and to simply let nature run its course.
Amazing post. Top notch stuff. Had a good laugh.
REJECT WARHAMMERRSS EMBRACE BATTLETECH PATRIOTS RAHHHKKJJ DEATH TO THE CLANS RAHHH
this thread is improved if you read it in your best David attenborough voice
god please make a profile for all CM player types
Damn near choked to death on my drink. 10/10
OK, this thread is 2/3 years old now and still the funniest thing on the forum.
Remember Tukayyid. Always pay your phone bill. Get Fouched.
Animal geography
Simply amazing. Soon he will be a xeno main and never touch marine again…
This is one of the best and most creative post on the forums. Truly one for the ages.
We should really get the bot constantly bumping ban appeals and reports for this thread, so it stays on the top of the list for as long as the forum exists
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