Welcome to the game: Corporate edition

Everything I play CL, I feel like I’m playing ‘Welcome to the game’, Check every door, every room, look up from the television set, because you don’t know when there’s an MT digging into your bathroom wall, when there’s an MP demanding a search warrant because a xenomorph egg and a marine went ‘mysteriously missing near my office’, The constant threat of W-Y assassins or death squad waiting to catch me doing the wrong thing, even if it was unintentional. You don’t know when there’s a CO blasting at your door trying to BE you for stealing Jones. Everything is a threat. Everything.

You need to check your entire office from time to time, because there could be some naked guy attempting to steal your whole FAX MACHINE. There is a terrorist trying to blow you and your entire office up. The Military Police waiting, ITCHING to get their hands on you so they can charge you with bogus charges. Let it be a search, terrorizing, theft. Or they’ll take you away, because you saw the wrong thing.

Same goes for ‘Scrutinized’, An MT with a heavy obsession with drugs could dig into your wall, your shutters or your window, waiting to inject you with whatever mixture they made in the ghetto laboratory withing maintenance. Check your room, check your walls, check your windows, check your backroom. They could be everywhere, twitching just to get in.

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Too fucking real, are you sure this belongs in acid goop? Put this mf in guides.

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You play the game or get played.