See thats when I play an evil guy I don’t make them attack people. Cause you know whats not fun sitting in a cell or runing from MP’s for the entire round. You know whats even less fun getting boinked. So when I do evil stuff I always do it in a way to not get caught.
If I am going to attack I am not letting you tell people. I will perma you but only if i wont get banned for it.
Gotta remember everything is situational also these are stories from over the many years cm has been around. Rules change and sometimes circumstances change the rules, and sometimes we do not get away with these things scott free.
So I do have a story to tell, it was when I was beginning to main MST at the time (Some cool dude showed me a bunch of tricks and it is what got me to stick around in the game tbh); well after like three rounds I was making some fish and chips, fries, and milkshakes.
Well a nurse named Tim, I forget their character’s name other than that they were bald as fuck (literally, no hair), and got sick after eating my fish. Well he came back after surgery and began nabbing all of my fish, which I began disarming and punching him. The MPs, then got involved at this point and restrained me as I pulled out a gun beforehand and shouted “DROP MY FISH” or something along those lines.
Once restrained, he began hitting me with a steel chair, which led him to being restrained. We were both arrested at this point and I overheard him lying to a MP officer, saying a baseless lie that I tried stabbing him even though I never once drawed my knife, or had one equipped. I was rightly angered by this, so I in turn yelled at him that I would stab his bald head in response to him lying about about being stabbed as soon as his shutters opened (as I was already given access to the yard and had a plastic knife). He called bluff so while he was being read his rights, I was right outside his cell and rushed in when it opened.
The horror on that officer’s face as I stabbed that bald head repeatedly, was scarring even. He was flabbergasted, I may have killed that nurse, or put them in crit. All I know, I was covered in blood and my foe laid before me, defenseless, unable to lie any further. At this point the military police stunned me, restrained, had me declared insane, then soon after hijack happened after I was placed in perma.
During hijack, I was herded around as if I was cattle, within a straight jacket. Once the hold failed, the CMP took me in a pod and we went planetside. Of course, upon seeing the darkness, my brain reached the brightest idea possible. Was I, Constantine Dvorak, were to die alongside a CMP, who had made me unable to even use my arms? Or at the claws of the benos, on my own volition? Obviously I knew what had to be done. When the CMP engaged these creatures, they were unable to hold me any longer and that is when I got free.
I was then stunned by these creatures after escaping and they were pointing at me with their claws, and I knew it. They were pointing and laughing due to my straight jacket. At this point they stunned me again, devoured me and this is when I thought my slight freedom had met its end.
After this, I realized they were not bringing me into their xesspool of a hive, but instead to one of the landed lifeboats, and was undevoured as I heard a shotgun being blasted. It was the Baldo, stitched up Nurse. They were fearful of me even though I dawned a straight jacket.
We ended up striking a truce, and he asked me to arm up and help him. I in turn, declined, as I felt those creatures had given my freedom back from the horrible Military Police, so as he died from said creatures - I watched, not in horror, but in content and with the knowledge that I was now, truly free.
On 2 rounds as OT i sold same CL (Joshua or smth if i recall correctly) OT M15 nades.
First was MaxFire M15 with 13 meter diameter (my favorite) which the CL used as self defense against MPs and ended up killing both himself and 1 or 2 MPs, but everyone ended up saved and him jailed.
Second time i sold him MaxHE M15 which he managed to blow up and gib himself behind his fax machine (which later he said was a misclick on his part). Which promoted shipside to think a CLF was on board and somehow sabbotaged the CL.
All situations were fun to witness and the RP to sell the nades was funny.
As doctor i once left a coffee cup of Soporific on a table and saw another doctor take a sip and run screaming towards surgery. I was laughing really hard at it 
i did end up removing it from his body and woke him up after
uh…in game right?
Yes of course.
I mean the trigger phrase works in real life too. It back when the amoung us memes were sort of new. So the tigger phrase jsut activate the brain worm inside us that was implanted by meme culture.
I’m sure perfecting this skill in this space game will have no negative effect on my criminal record.
Back when I first started playing corpsman I thought 1 unit of medicine equaled to 1 pill. I overdosed a good amount of people including myself
I KNEW IT WAS YOU!!!
