Whose side does “Hellware” really stand on?

General Acid Goop
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We all know that there is this guy, called “Hellware”, who apparently plays this game and yet is never seen online, ever! This is most curious.

And yet this “person” was placed in control of the Forums as the first Leader from the “common plebeians”, an example for us all.

And yet this “person” never plays the game. Curious, huh? I believe this “guy” is definetly a form of an artificial intelligence with control over both USCM and the Hive. Think about it. Hell and Ware. Ware is what USCM are based on, but Hell? That’s literally just xeno gameplay. Hell-ware… Hive-Ware?

Hiveware… A CM Director AI, designed to extend the rounds by any means nessesary by lagging select players and causing them to perish, thus delaying the end of the round… It’s not one of us, it clearly belongs to the powers that be….

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I’ve never seen a marine named Flat u. Lent either. Explain yourself!!!

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I do believe he plays as “isabel lopits”

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Hellware is destroying Acid Goop. He’s my personal enemy.

Fr though who the fuck asked for acid goop to be moderated???

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Acid goop isnt moderated mostly except specific cases, and harry, harry asked the forums and acid goop to be moderated

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Good to know that acid goop isn’t moderated except when it is. At least we now know who is responsible.

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listen, hellware is literally the red crewmate (with boobs)…

of course they are completely trustworthy, red is my favourite colour afterall.

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Hellware is in this third faction.

Kinda like how predators are in a third faction in CM.

Except Hellware is actually cool.

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im definetly on the side of the coal company they seem like cool guys

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Hellware is a government agent. He glows.

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403

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Being a Thug for Blair pays better.

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Acid goop is almost entirely unmoderated with a few exceptions: shitflinging, really old necro posting, and spamming threads

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And yet whenever I attack the Powers that Be I get deleted. Sus? Very sus.

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What do you mean? I bully @Hellware all the time.

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