Why my dementia hasn't affected me as a person; a presentation, by me.

Daman453 · April 11, 2025, 5:23pm

BasilHerb · April 11, 2025, 5:40pm

hellware touched me without my consent on round 27287

PWNRA · April 12, 2025, 7:44am

It’s that time, but I unno what time it is

DukeofCagliostro · April 12, 2025, 5:05pm

Is it Polo time?

doctoramazing · April 12, 2025, 5:14pm

Can I get a SADAR, make sure it’s HE unguided, explosive pouch, magharn, HLIN, one of those B18 I heard we had those, Vali knife, make sure it has bicardine in it for my boot knife, can I get 6x HEFA and a grenade storage module, night vision goggles 2x battery, Scout Cloak, make sure it has more HE unguided in it, tanglefoot grenades because I’m pretty sure we got that, and the everything bagel that spawns in the Cafeteria

Willzadl · April 12, 2025, 6:07pm

Can I get a Mag Harness, a Mag Harness, two Mag Harnesses, a Mag Harness, A Mag Harness, Mag Harness, MH, 3x MHs and a large Mag Harness pouch please?

doctoramazing · April 12, 2025, 8:08pm

Can I… can I go? My contract is up?

HOOH-RAH. EVERY PAYCHECK A FORTUNE. EVERY MEAL A FEAST! EVERY MARCH, A PARADE!

Is it… is it over? I miss Haven. When’s the next shuttle?

HOOH-RAH! EVERY MAN FOR THE CORPS! STAND SHOULDER TO SHOULDER, YOU ARE ONE, MARINES!

Oh my God, I… I can see my family again… it’s been so long, I never thought I’d-

HOOH-RAH! LEFT-ONE! RIGHT-ONE! THIS IS MY M41A MARK 2 COMBAT RIFLE! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!

Just another session of cryosleep, right? And then we’ll be back to the inner systems? Oh, Lord… thank the Lord…

TEEEEEEEN-HUT! STAND AT ATTENTION, MARINES! MAJOR ON DEEEeeeeeEEEEEECK!

HOOH-RAH!
HOOH-RAH!
HOOH-RAH!

DukeofCagliostro · April 13, 2025, 3:06pm

IS Chesty Puller here?

luscao9500 · April 15, 2025, 1:13am

were

DukeofCagliostro · April 15, 2025, 10:31pm

ALAMO. REMEMBER THE ALAMO. I was there with Davy Crocket and James Bowie. I killed Antonio López de Santa Anna with a Prussian saber gifted to me by King Frederick William III of Prussia.

OR wait, did I just watch The Alamo starring Billy Bob Thorton?

Willzadl · April 15, 2025, 10:51pm

Werealamo? CO sword gifted to my by king Joe Dafoe of Prussia

Spycam · April 16, 2025, 4:05am

The Werealamo isn’t behind you. Right now. Right now I’m going to the store.

Willzadl · April 16, 2025, 5:20pm

Can you get me a
Alamo

George · April 16, 2025, 6:21pm

The
Normander.

Spycam · April 16, 2025, 11:37pm

I choose you, Normander!

Normander uses Alzheimer’s Medication!

It’s not very effective…

doctoramazing · April 17, 2025, 8:46am

Corporal Kannap is helping me find my gun.
Corporal Kannap is helping me find my gun.
Corporal Kannap is helping me find my gun.
Corporal Kannap is helping me find my gun.
Corporal Kannap is helping me find my gun.
Corporal Kannap is helping me find my gun.
Corporal Kannap is helping me find my gun.
Corporal Kannap is helping me find my gun.
Corporal Kannap is helping me find my gun.

luscao9500 · April 17, 2025, 8:25pm

Blue-Lou · April 17, 2025, 9:41pm

WE’RE GETTING BRIGGED AND PERMA BANNED FOR SHOOTING UP THE REQ LINE WITH THIS ONE

Willzadl · April 18, 2025, 4:22pm

the CM 2

DukeofCagliostro · April 18, 2025, 8:39pm

Req been really quiet since this banger droped.