You should instantly explode if you salute a non-officer

The amount of baldies saluting Squad Leaders, Specialists, and random PFCs is getting out of control. Solution: If you salute anyone that’s not an officer, you instantly explode. No warning.

“But how will new players learn?” They’ll learn real fucking fast after they explode the first time. One death and they’ll never forget the rank structure again. This is actually a better tutorial than anything we have now. Officers get saluted: CO, XO, SO. That’s it. Everyone else is enlisted. Saluting a sergeant should be considered a crime and punished accordingly (with explosion)

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Truth bomb.

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ahelp for lrp…

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BRB gonna go salute the req line real quick

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Req line saluter circa 2026

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I headcannon that salutes in CM are more a show of respect to a person than a respect of rank.

Because yes, I salute the requ guy. Yes, I salute the medic. Yes, I salute the guy that dragged me back when I was neuroed

CM salutes are more a way of saying “thanks”.

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YOU WILL SALUTE!

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You also shouldn’t salute groundside since it’s a combat zone. Unless that officer happens to be a dick, then you should salute them a bunch and also point at them so xenos know who to cap

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I will salute anyone I want and you cant stop me

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Correct Mentality.

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True…

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I use that shit like a wireless handshake/props more often than not, big agree

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this post is lrp. you can salute anyone you respect, you are just required to salute officers because they all have ego issues

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what about warrant officers?

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Can we also make it so if I salute groundside, the person infront of me gets killed instantly by a xenomorph sniper

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Yes. Good idea.

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The dreaded and rare ceilingmorph decapped mah boy.

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I only salute working joe!
*salute
Senator Joe!!!

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