A DIRE WAGRNING TO THE DDOSER

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We’re a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We’ll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it’s fun.

We’ll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our Byond Hub? We’re already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren’t shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, CLOSED SOURCERS is going to change us? We’ve been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that’s already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they’ve threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can’t is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You’re not special, you’re not original, you’re not the first; this is just another boss fight.

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To quote Tex of the Black Pants Legion, they just messed with a hive of “Autistic Murder Hornets” They ain’t winning this fight.

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The fact that the ddoser is a reddit communist who wrote a bloody manifesto for this makes it so much funnier than it would’ve otherwise been

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God and country demand we win this fight. I refuse to lose to a neckbeard Reddit Commie.

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Wait fr? Can you link it i need a read of it

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Real?? Please link it

Here’s the screenshot that’s doing the rounds, someone sent it to Lummox and claimed responsibility. It looks quite ChatGPT-esque and is probably a shitpost, but the sheer meme potential of the ddoser being a basement dwelling communist schizoposting about the workers seizing control of BYOND makes me want to believe it was the real ddoser that posted it.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1210433959314456646/1371795009938133003/ddos.png?ex=682d00e9&is=682baf69&hm=50b3b9a2b1ad2faf1572d9b6025ffac8f1184bf31ec42bab6eca7e6f53a5eba0&

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