Greetings, citizens of CM. In light of recent news I am here to remind you of the current rise in though crime. It seems some of you are spreading lies of xeno in thigh high socks and dating simulators. All statements of it existence are false and though crime. All mentions of it are wrong-think and your local truth officer will be on their way to arrest those responsible. The party would also like to remind you all that no server crashes are happening. If you recall such an event about WY taking over medsci you are wrong. Please see your local truth officer so you can get the help you need. In better news the party has now issues a new set of banned phrases.
These include- thigh high socks, server crash, dating simulator, though police aren’t real in CM right.
For any information, please see the nearest information screen. Gooday citizens of CM.
