Average mentor question set

Howdy, you seem like a great candidate to become part of our mentor team! I just have a few questions to ask to see how you perform.

First marine

  1. A marine mentor helps “Hello! My shotgun wont fire again after shooting it? What do I do?”
  2. The nuclear reactor is malfunctioning due to the indirect cause of an admin trying to poison the CL. How do you, in correct RP format, evacuate the whole ship and successfully shut the reactor down with less than 35% contamination to the ship. Take note that you should have an 8 year degree in nuclear physics by this point and be able to finish the task in less than half an hour. Also keep note that you must take note of everything you do to ensure the responding EPA agents can file a proper report.
  3. Another marine mentor helps “What button to drop! It says I am full of food but I cant drop the plate of food!”
  4. It is hijack, an HRP bronze medal marine exclaims that they wish to give their heart to Jesus through Catholicism. How do you properly lead them through the 2 year RCIA program for young Christian adults. Let’s assume they were baptized a Southern River Baptist in the year 2175 and have not been to church in 1 year six months an eight days. As a word of advice you do need a Catholic priest to sign off on this transition, and need to gather a proper Catholic church in time for the ceremony. In line with the churches ideals as part of the fifth Vatican council (2142) you must also have a written, 5 page report on why you believe, as their sponsor, they are a good fit for the church. Keep note that xenos should not be within 50 tiles of the ceremony at any point as they ruin the holy field surrounding the ceremony. As a final note, to have a proper catholic mass, you need the Holy Eucharist, in both body and blood, and you need the proper readings for that day.

Next xeno!

  1. [insert question about pheromones here]
  2. [insert question about pylons here]
  3. [insert question about devolving here]
  4. [Insert question about strains here]

That’s all!

10 Likes

we should only take people onto the mentor team who prove they were actually in the marine corps and achieved at least the rank of E6

6 Likes
  1. tell him to check the wiki
  2. i check the wiki
  3. tell him to check the wiki
  4. i… code dive
3 Likes

Unrealistic. I’d never say someone is a great candidate, I know who our applicants are.

5 Likes

once because my faxes were so bad, I got sent down a mysterious souto with the instructions “Take a picture yourself drinking this” or something like that. So instead I gave it to the CO… it was poison. that second question is legit

6 Likes

This is an amazing post. Worthy of a gold star. Fantastic sir. I salute you.

1 Like