baseline rav is broken

like every fucking unga over here complaining LIKE “EWW HEDGE IS UNKILLABLE AND SHARDS ARE ANNOYING”, “ZERKER HAS TOO MUCH DPS AND LIFESTEAL IS TOO OP” but nobody talking about the worst players of all xeno mains, prime normal ravs. like wtf is this bs, which mouthbreathing maintainer thought “oh yeah a xeno should be able to just empower from dozen marines or so and then ram you for 99999999 damage, instantly fracturing your chest, gibbing you and sending you to lobby screen” yeah very good fucking design you xenodevs, im over here strugling as sadar not to gib mr john alphamarine who can telepathically tell when i am about to hit a queen with AP so he can walk into my line of fire and “GET DOWN MRS PRIME EMPRESS” meanwhile a fucking prime rav has radiolocked on my heat signature empowers from my dumbass teammates that can shoot everything expect him and then perfectly ram me and give me 5 more fractures while hes at it. i had enough, fuck you you xenomains with your overpowered abilities that have zero counterplay and no risk involved and as for xenodevs who allowed it prepare for endless wave of staff reports when i learn who you are. that or remove the ravager from the game. you have been warned.

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why r u not lone?

you can solo base rav with ease if he can’t get empowerment

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It really is funny that its simpler to kill baseline alone. Where every other strain that a horrid move. Zurker is just going to rush you, killing you before you got the shot to do any real damage. While the Hog is going to hit you with bone shards slowing you down, then shield and slowly pull you apart… all the while you trying to flee is shredding your insides from the sharp.

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new copypasta just dropped

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Fuck base crusher fuck charger, base rav is where its at

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Never change. I needed that laugh, this made my day.

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Post it to the thread.

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he can just charge away lol

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I got hit by a semi-truck enraged ravager flinging me directly to almayer surgery table to fix my broken lungs.

Oneshots are fun.

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Adventuring In Another World With My Custom Incend/Impact M4RA + Bayonet And My 70 Hot 2000 Year-Old Elf Waifus After Getting My Internal Organs Immediately Exploded By Infernal Ravager OB-666-CD-kun As A United States Colonial Marines Scout Specialist On Hybrisa Prospera

Volume 4, Deluxe Edition, Author’s Cut

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Release the Snyder cut. Wait wrong film.

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