Bodyblock salt

Be me

Be 10 foot tall spike covered ravager with scythes for arms. I weigh something like 3 tons and you can empty multiple clips into me and I’ll still keep coming.

Be 180 lb 5’5 marine. Stand in front of 3 ton alien monster in a corridor. Monster slashes me 4 times but can’t get past. By some miracle this 3 ton monster doesn’t even try to push me to one side or literally just fall on me and crush me. The only movement here is isaac newton rolling in his grave.

Monster dies. I get resurrected immediately.

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Manlet.

Today, a pebble stops a landslide, and a coin lands on its edge. God bless the infantryman

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As someone who both plays rav and regularly abuses bodyblock as john rifleman, its soul.

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dont forget xenos cant body block marines because they can just crawl under them

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Be you.

Be 10 foot tall spike covered ravager with scythes for arms. You weight something like 3 tons and I can empty multiple clips into you (as long as you got down time to regenerate) and you will still keep coming.

Be 180lb 6 foot marine. Stand in front of 3 ton 10 foot tall and atleast 3 feet wide alien monster in a 8 foot tall and maybe two feet wide corridor. Monster walks into me and pushes me back with no way to do anything but shoot, I barerly slow him down, but he for some reason stops instead of walking further, or using any of his stunning abilities and tries to slash me, but he can’t get a proper slash due to not having any room for it. The only thought here is space hamster running in a wheel inside Ravager’s head.

Monster somehow dies to at best 2 marines in a 1 tile wide corridor. Marine gets ressurected.

Profit?

Crawling as PFC is bearly any better than standing and shooting, at best you can move one tile before getting killed.

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Acceptable.

THE INDOMINABLE HUMAN SPIRIT WINS AGAIN

RAAAAAAAAAAH

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RAAAAAH. CAN’T STOP US! HUMANITY NUMBER ONE! XENOS MAD X 24!


He’s literally me.

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Not true, sometimes if you rest the xeno will walk past you, then you can stand up to bodyblock them from behind!

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