Bringing back a classic. Not this not an ARG. (This time foucesing on CM creepypastas and deep lore.)

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Can you splitscreen this with some subway surfers?

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mfw I turn on CM but am greeted with Svato Plink with blood trickling down his once happy eyes, twisted into endless dark sockets coupled with a sardonic, stomach-churning grin. Needless to say I am never running Plink.exe ever again.

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There is likely one CIA Agent attached to CM. I wonder what he gets paid to observe this madness?

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It could have been me instead, killing you, but you chose to cower in fear rather than face me in combat. The weight of your cowardice will always loom over you, Soomis.

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Where’s the maint revolver room?

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It’s not maint revolver room, it’s the metal bat room that you loot for the bat so you can clear weeds in 1 hit.

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and a CCP Agent too

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me when i log onto cm but svato plink with hyper realistic bloodshot eyes and blood running down his face appears in my screen and BE’s me in game and in real life.

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I wonder if they communicate with each other about how odd this community is.

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This actually made me think a little. I have to assume if you are assigned to observe our community you are at the bottom of the barrel in the Intelligence Agency of your country.

Imagine busting your ass to be a agent only to be assigned our community for observation.

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