Bushmans guide to death pills.

(This is a beta version give feedback please.)

It’s me, Professor Bushman back again. Picture this. You’re a humble backliner marine. Collecting intel and you get a ping on your MD. Then bam lurker got you and you’re dragged back to the hive.

It’s happened to the best of us. In these situations many a marine has opted to commit suacide. Guns work but if you’r looking to be recovered a simple poison pill works too. However such methods are a bit permanent. But thanks to the power of science this can be avoided.

Introducing my new anti cap death pills. You have 2 pills and they work in tandem with each other.

Pill 1- The killer pill. A mix of 15u sulfuric acid, 15u oxycodone, 15u of kelo.

Pill 2- a mix of 20u of tram, 15u of dermaline, 15u of dylo, and 7.5u of MB.

The idea is simple. If you fear that in the next few seconds you will get capped. Take pill 1. You will die shortly after. But unlike other toxins you can still fight and have a good amount of time to possibly get away or kill the lurker. Recommended you take it before combat itself starts.

If you do somehow escape. Then take pill 2. It will instantly cure you of all damage taken from pill 1.

Thats it enjoy.

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Hey doc, can you cook me up some SOK and TDDMB? What do you mean what does that mean? Doctors these days….

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