Hello and welcome to my next ideaguys post. Today I wish to propose a ban of A.W. personnel from playing any civilian roles. That includes the combat correspondent, corporate liaison and most of the fax responders (throw in most of survivors as well).
I am tired of these military vat-grown people ruining my immersive roleplay. A.W. Chungus being a CO is at least somehow passable (A.W. Sabre (or whatether the name was) is still obviously a High Command nepo baby, like all the other AWs.), but being a Liaison? Did you know that canonically A.W. actually can’t be prosecuted and instead just get shipped back to their Dr. ort-meyer facility to be fixed? God, this is fucked up. LAW in shambles.
Here I am, sitting cosily in my office, and I suddenly get a fax from A.W. Sharpened Stick. My day is fucking ruined. If I had my way, every A.W. CL would have received a termination notice from my W-Y communications office.
The only compromise I will accept is if A.W. were revamped to fit the civilian roles like CC, CL, etc. For example, instead of USA weapons they would use British/Japaneese wepon names instead (because TWE) and act like obidient corporate drones on these roles. I will still be fucking mad, but at least some cool roleplay and some new interesting names can come up, rather than A.W. Ancient-shit-no-one-cares-about or A.W. [ Incert generic weapon that literally everyone in the world used and therefore it is techincally under the rule of “US used weapons” ].
If you have any futher questions about this topic and the proposition, please contact my representative and the current CEO of A.W. racism and discrimination, Mister @SolidFury.
