Synthetic Application - HappyCrow
What is your BYOND key?
Challade
What is your Discord ID?
Huebone
Do you usually play a specific character? If so, who?
Uriel ‘Encino Man’ Payan
What whitelist applications have you previously completed?
CO application five years ago.
Synthetic Info:
Name of the Synth Character you wish to play:
Hatsune Miku
What is your Synthetic’s Personality?
Hatsune Miku comes from the distant far off future where music is lost. She comes to learn music and bring it to her future one day. She loves gambling, internet gambling, but her tragedy is that she got banned from her local Indian casino for sleeping with the Chief’s wife.
Her three golden rules of poker:
- Never fold
- Always go all in
- Never give up.
She also likes long horse rides along her ranch on the Sierra Madre while drinking a cup of coffee in the day, tequila at night. She carries her silver cross on her neck and does not falter in her faith in God or la Virgen Maria. She constantly suffers bouts of love both for her family, and for her soft hearted, barrel chested ranch boy, Uriel (no relation).
How will they react to the different ranks of the USCM, what would they talk about in a one on one conversation? What are their interests? What is an advertisement logline that could be written for them?
The only thing Miku has in this world is her word and her circuits. Underneath her cold, artificially warmed platings Miku still has the heart of a young Japanese girl from Sapporo, Japan.
Ofcourse, this would not stop her from giving her fans of all races, creeds, and species, her autograph.
She is chummy, however, and would refer to all of her coworkers as her friends, including the CO who bought her. Before you know it, you’ll be going Miku Miku oo ee oo.
She is, after all, the number 1 morale synth on the market and she’s the only one of her kind.
She will assure you that she has passed the turing test and will provide you with all necessary documents.
Why do you want to be a synthetic/why should we whitelist you?
I think whitelists are uncool and a remnant of Staff’s incapability and fear to commit to fully lrp, because deep down inside they want high RP but there’s no true leadership to push it there and oldheads are constantly stifling the non-vietnam rp.
But, if you whitelist me, then I’m wrong, and whitelists are a patrician’s guild for players who want to commit to higher RP in this retro vietnam roleplaying server.
What is your most memorable interaction with a synthetic?
I’ve given multiple synthetics turing tests and they all failed and had emotional responses to me asking them simple questions.
One time I shot down a synthetic because they held me down and almost let a hugger on my face.
Synthetic Character Story:
Skills:
Engineering:
Miku has attended UC Santa Barbara college of engineering and is fully capable of creating a Dyson Sphere but is limited by whatever folder engineering is in the github.
Command:
Let me guess, you are thinking Miku Miku oo ee oo.
Medical:
The best medicine is a smile :).
Requisitions:
Miku should not be allowed in requisitions because she likes to gamble and it would create a huge surplus of BC when she wins big 
What are some scenarios that you can perform combat in? Give us a brief example.
Final Info:
Have you been banned from CM in the last month for any reason? Do you have any active jobbans?
No
Are you currently banned from our Discord?
No
Let us know why you were discord banned.
As a moderator I got into a theological argument with a furry in the politics channel at 3 AM in the morning and the following afternoon Soldier removed me from the moderator team and permanently banned me for 2 years-ish (I won).
Do you have anything else you would like to include about your application?
I narrowly avoided getting cbanned because it wasn’t invented yet.
