Class Action Lawsuit Against SADAR Specalists. Call today!

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Have you or a loved one been seriously injured or killed by bazooka wielding maniac masquerading as a Marine?

Did your Significant Other’s life end like this, [ Twitch ] or this [ Twitch ] ?

You may be entitled to financial compensation.

Contact the Hon. Charles H. Hunga Dunga, of Hunga Dunga, Hunga Dunga, Hunga Dunga, Hunga Dunga, and McCormick today!

We’ve talked to tens of Marines and helped them put their lives back together after SADARs tore their loved ones apart.

Dial 1-800-SUE-SADAR for more information. For intergalactic callers, please fax:
Mars Relay Station,
C/O Charles H. H. D. or Representative

Please make sure to mark boxes 13, 27, and 28 on the relay questionnaire when faxing for legal advice.

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Excellent shitpost. Well done sir.

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Thank you. My life was catastrophically ended by a SADAR while I was an IO, leading me to consider my legal options.

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Admins forced me to play as SADAR once and I still feel gross. Can I sue them instead?

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Yes you can.

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Please do not speak to my client.

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Yea I would like to report this sadar in this vod below.

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many such cases

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hate that guy so glad he was clearly, finally sadar banned and never allowed to play it again and also was never allowed to make funny OT chems as researcher again also!!! ( miss u hundson…)

i remember this round……fun times….

erm…your honor, in his defence though: he did in fact hit the rav with the ap. he hit some other things too, but let’s focus on the rav stun, okay, buddy?

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can i get compensation from the honorable charles h hunga dunga, of hunga dunga, hunga dunga, hunga dunga, hunga dunga, hunga dunga and mccormick for this???

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Dear Mr. Herb,

Thank you for forwarding us your request. Upon reviewing the video we would like to speak with you further about the matter. Please forward us the following information and our attorneys will be in touch:

The Name and Rank of the Decadent :

His/Her relationship to you:

If married, His/Her annual salary:

Any medical conditions, including mental health conditions, you suffered as a result of the SADAR’s negligence:

An estimate about how much you have spent/lost as a result:

Hoping this finds you,

John Hungadunga

Intake Specialist

Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga & McCormack

P.S.

Holy Cannolli that guy screamed “I don’t want to die” before being vaporized by the SADAR. Many such cases.

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I’m not even sure what happened here. It looks like the SADAR bent space time to make the rocket hit the marine instead of the Queen. Still he really did not have any business firing a rocket in that situation.

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Dear Sir,

Thank you for reaching out. From the video, it appears you are dead. Thus we cannot represent you.

Regardless,

Charles H. Hungadunga

Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga & McCormack

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Speaks softly in a disembodied voice* Ah the memories……any chance I can sue from the after life?

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Dear God,

Erm Mister Hungaunga, I once got gibbed by pb a wall with my RPG thanks to the NVG (old version). Please give me instructions on whether I’m a victim or a criminal, as I wish to sue that dumb ass SADAR.

Best Regard,

Unga ungaunga from Delta Squad, Unga.

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Dear Sir,

You did it to yourself.

Hopeful,
Charles H. Hungadunga

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Reasonable rates!

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