Have you or a loved one been seriously injured or killed by bazooka wielding maniac masquerading as a Marine?
Did your Significant Other’s life end like this, [ Twitch ] or this [ Twitch ] ?
You may be entitled to financial compensation.
Contact the Hon. Charles H. Hunga Dunga, of Hunga Dunga, Hunga Dunga, Hunga Dunga, Hunga Dunga, and McCormick today!
We’ve talked to tens of Marines and helped them put their lives back together after SADARs tore their loved ones apart.
Dial 1-800-SUE-SADAR for more information. For intergalactic callers, please fax:
Mars Relay Station,
C/O Charles H. H. D. or Representative
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