CM Con

It’s time for the annual CM conference. This year it will be hosted on December 13th, which coincides a Friday. The location of the venue will be in Canada, because ice is nice. I’ve booked this conference hall which I think should accommodate the community nicely:

(Unfortunately despite popular demand the facility does not have showers)

Nonetheless, I’m sure getting the entirety of the CM SS13 community, intellectuals that we are, together in one place in person is a great idea and could not possibly go wrong at all.
There will be lots of insightful discussion to be had I’m sure.

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This place for sure doesn’t look like a prime murder spot! Nothing bad could ever happen in such a desolate location witch a conveniently placed lake nearby to dump the corpses of dead CM players! I would be happy to attend this con :smiley:!

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Ice is nice huh? How about I incend OB your FOB.

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NOO YOU CAN’T! YOU’LL MELT ALL THE SNOW!!

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CM players aren’t real people. Do you know how expensive it will be to ship my entire bot farm to this location?

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Where the femstatics at?

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This is so obviously a murder trap, and I’m all for it. This playerbase needs a purge to rid itself of undesirables, and the location you brought up is perfect. Perhaps we could even build a few tents and fences around the area and make a more permanent site? Heck, while we’re at it, give em some pickaxes and force 'em to mine some Bitcoin (that’s how it works, right?). We could finally purchase an actual PC for the server as opposed to the pizza box we have for CM currently.

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I will have a booth to sell you prime desert real estate in Siberia or the Gobi Desert. Cash only.

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i demand a cm con on neutral ground

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where the fuck is the conference hall?

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:j MORTAR FIRE INCEN 52°57’34.4"N 113°37’55.4"W

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It’s open source, dumbass. You build the CM conference hall yourself.

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can’t I just pay 20 bucks and have someone else build it?

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Are we operating under Highlander Rules?

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FRAG OUT!

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Are the specified coordinates not neutral?

…I mean I guess there is a lot of grass, so it is pretty marine-sided

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CM con, outside? impossible, reschedule it to being in someone’s mother’s basement.

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The real question is how many US Federal Agents would attend.

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