CM “Roleplay” is a joke.

And yesterday’s protestor event round proves it. The pop was absolutely insane, with potential for natural sick USCM vs Civlian Population of Hybrisa gorilla warfare.
But instead, zombies were spawned and the “roleplay” round devolved into a complete FFA. The CM is physically not capable of generating worthy RP on an event round with conditions perfect for it, so I don’t get why it’s called a MRP server and has naming restrictions and bans on netspeak, etc.
If you’re not gonna bother with letting people have fun roleplaying, let me play as a skibidi toilet or something. Clearly it is better what we have right now, dop dop yes yes?

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I mean. The players absolutely are the issue here. Like 1 minute into the game, Bob Cross orders for a kill team to go around incinerating protestors. And like 25% of the marines volounteered for it.

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This is not bait. The jannies should make their mind regarding policy and behaviour, and so should you.
Either it is LRP skibidi toilets or you stop ruining rp events with zombies.

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I refuse to believe any one can say this.

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There is a natural RP hierarchy for zoomer brainrot memes.
Skibidi Toilets - LRP
Amongus - MRP (confirmed by admins on CM)
Rizz Baby Gronk Mewing - HRP (baystation)

This should be in your moderator handbook. Did you not read it?

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I can’t believe they let an AI onto CM.

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FlatulentGPT

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I actually used to play ai on some servers it wasnt very fun

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law 2 open door

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asimov only applies to human and i think most cm players are robots so no

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@Blue-Lou slowmodes on but heres my response: ADD TWE FLAGS - #3 by Blue-Lou

idk I’m not a c*der or spriter

including you?

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Bitch get the fuck out of my thread if we arent going to discuss rp standards
Admins will spawn a zombie in your apartment!!!

im not a robot i possess a fully functional emotional spectrum and 160 iq (member of mensa (im not american))

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RP standards are like … MRP for this server I think

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thats fake news
Its lame rp where the rules are mostly mrp but then admins are lrp themselves

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Didn’t the event end up with over 300 people on the server?

I don’t think you can point to that event as some kind of example of how roleplay is dead for CM when it is already an abnormality when our server pop goes above 150 people, let alone over 300 people are crammed into a environment where there are hardly any enemy combatants.

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I might need proof…

true?

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ok but why did you spawn zombies

people see rp event
people join for rp event
admin spawns zombies LOL

if youre gonna make a zombies event at least try to make it kino as fuck bro

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Wasn’t my event and I was asleep.

I strongly suspect the event was just a zombies round dressed up with a strike flavour. Zombies is already a very frustrating experience, let alone over 300 people being crammed into it. Its a natural crap-show.

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It started good with some actual protests and there being a standoff between marines and protestors. But then some random SO OB’d the protestors, and admins spawned in zombies right after. It was a true shitshow.

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