Cope & Seethe post about hijack #128: YOU WILL PARTICIPATE IN HIJACK ON SUB-50 PLAYER LOWPOP AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT!!!!11!!!

IT DOESNT MATTER IF ALL 15 OF THE MARINES WERE WIPED IN FIRST 10 MINUTES OF THE OPERATION AND LITERALLY NO PLAYER WANTS TO WAIT ANOTHER 20 MINUTES FOR THE XENOS TO COMPLETE THEIR MANDATED MURDERBONING IN ORDER TO RESTART THE GAME AGAIN. EVERYONE KNOWS ANY AND ALL EXTRA CONTENT IS INHERENTLY GOOD AND ENJOYABLE NO MATTER THE IMPLEMENTATION AND YOU SHOULD JUST BE HAPPY ABOUT IT EVEN EXISTING IN THE FIRST PLACE IF IT HAS NO RELIABLE REASON TO EXIST. NO, THE REMOVAL OF SOMETHING BECAUSE A LARGE NUMBER OF THE PLAYERBASE FINDS IT UNENJOYABLE IS WRONG, ACTUALLY. IT IS INSTEAD A GOOD IDEA TO KEEP A FEATURE THAT IS PRETTY WELL KNOWN TO BE BORING AND REPETITIVE LRP DRIVEL AROUND AND EVEN KEEP IT AS A STAPLE TO THE ONE OF TWO POSSIBILITIES OF EVERY ROUND BECAUSE IT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE GREAT ONCE POLISHED. THEREFORE, IT IS IN THE CODER’S AND MAINTAINTER’S BEST INTERESTS TO CONTINUE TO PAINSTAKINGLY DRIP FEED UPDATES TO THE SYSTEM AT ANY RATE THEY FEEL LIKE BECAUSE EFFECTIVELY NEUTRALIZING THE THREAT OF IT BEING REPLACED WITH SOMETHING ELSE POSSIBLY MORE FUN TO THE PLAYER WILL SET THE GAME UP FOR SUCCESS IN THE FUTURE. STRIPPING THE AGENCY OF ALL PLAYERS IN A ROLEPLAY GAME TO CHOOSE IF THEY DO OR DO NOT WISH TO PARTAKE IN AN INTERACTION IS ACTUALLY GOOD GAME DESIGN. AREN’T YOU HAVING FUN? BEING DOGMATIC AND INSULAR ON TOPICS AS THE PERSON WHO IS DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CHANGES MADE IN GAMEPLAY OF A GAME CENTERED AROUND ITS COMMUNITY IS GOOD ACTUALLY.

I have steeped my criticism in a sufficient amount of Irony prior to posting so now it is invulnerable to any criticism or counterargument of its own.

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New copy pasta dropped

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Man, you stole my line!. I am proud of you.

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Pro xo tip. Just order mass evac on the dropship and skip hyjack.

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