CrimsonCharcoal - Player Report: Sergeant Sam L. Johnson, Rule 1

What’s your BYOND key?


Round ID:


Your character name:

David “Joker” Anderson

Accused BYOND key:


Accused character name:

Sergeant Sam L. Johnson

What rule(s) were broken?:

Rule 1, sus RP

Description of the incident:

MP Sergeant Sam L. Johnson dun took a prisoner into perma 2 and while they were cuffed, forced them into the cell bed WITH them in their arms very inappropriately and more importantly without the prisoners consent. This obviously justifies a job ban as we can’t have such SUS R.P. occurring even if they think its only the two of them watching.

video evidence:

[goop post cabal appeal]

They don’t call him Johnson for nothing. ERP confirmed pls ban…


I can’t believe we have such degenerates on the MP Team. This is a disgrace to us all, a mark of shame we now bear. Truely I am distraught and disgusted.

Also uggo font.

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What, the MP department is an ERP department now? Time to permaban all MPs for ERP

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Hi, Sam here. Oops - I think it’s the first time I’ve done that as well, and it gets clipped immediately LOL :sweat_smile:

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What do you have to say to the masses about your gross abuse of power (in more ways than one)?

I have to say… Skill Issue. Just don’t break the law and you’ll be fine. :man_police_officer: :+1:

Seems like an appropriate time for MP roles to go the way of the vehicle crewman.

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Yes we must replace them with W-Y private Security and make regular MPs only spawn at 200 pop.

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Question authorities.