Day and night

Day and night.
(What, what?)
I toss and turn, I keep stressing my mind, mind.
(What, what?)
I look for peace but see I don't attain.
(What, what?)
What I need for keeps this silly game we play, play.
Now look at this—what, what?—madness.
The magnet keeps attracting me, me.
(What, what?)
I try to run but see I'm not that fast.
(What, what?)
I think I'm first but surely finish last, last.

'Cause day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone through the day and night
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night, at, at, at night.
Day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone, some things will never change, never change.
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night, at, at, at night

Hold the phone.
What, what?
The lonely stoner, Mr. Solo Dolo.
(What, what?)
He's on the move can't seem to shake the shade.
(What, what?)
Within his dreams he sees the life he made, made.
The pain is deep.
(What, what?)
A silent sleeper you won't hear a peep, peep.
(What, what?)
The girl he wants don't seem to want him too.
(What, what?)
It seems the feelings that she had are through, through

Slow mo.
(What, what?)
When the tempo slows up and creates that new, new.
(What, what?)
He seems alive though he is feeling blue.
(What, what?)
The sun is shining. Man, he's super cool, cool
The lonely nights.
(What, what?)
They fade away he slips into his white Nikes.
(What, what?)
He smokes a clip and then he's on the way.
(What, what?)
To free his mind in search of—
To free his mind in search of—
To free his mind in search of—
At, at, at night 
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True af.

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This is beautiful. Your poem has inspired me.

Let’s get married.

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Samson, next time I see u

Report to the gym for your daily beating

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YOU CAN’T STOP TRUE LOVE, FATHER!!!

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Smh, rapier would be disappointed in u.

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wait i thought we were married?? are you cheating on me?

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SAMSON DID U BREAK THE FRIENDSHIP BRACELET!!!

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It’s not cheating, I literally just converted to Mormonism as of this post so I’m allowed to be polygamous now

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Guys, i think we have to kill Samson

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You already do this every round, I have literally nothing to lose. You can’t hurt me any more than you have. You and the testicular torsion wizard are POWERLESS against me.

“For the sake of Christ, then, I am content with weaknesses, insults, hardships, persecutions, and calamities. For when I am weak, then I am strong” (2 Corinthians 12:9-10 )

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What did he mean by this?

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He paid a Native American boonie hat PFC $200 to walk up to me in briefing, grab a chair and beat me repeatedly in the groin (well past unconsciousness), which was followed immediately by several others beating me in the groin with chairs, as the XO laughed, forcing me to deploy regardless of the crippling involuntary castration applied to my body.

I would spend the rest of the operation crippled to walking speed and reliant on oxycodone to avoid collapsing from pain shock, directly leading to several marines being slaughtered as I limped slowly towards them to help.

No one offered me sympathy.

However, I shall not metatarget the testicular torsion wizard, for the Lord shall metatarget him for me, as is written:

‘Beloved, do not avenge yourselves, but rather give place to wrath; for it is written, “Vengeance is Mine, I will repay,” says the Lord.’ Romans 12:19-21

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ok look it was funny i’m sorry but it was S OFUCKING FUNNY I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF HOLY SHIT but like i’m SORRY i only paid him to punch you in the balls i didn’t expect him to beat you with a chair you know I LOVE YOU SAMSON I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHIN G TO HURT YOU I DiDN’T EVEN HURT YOU THE GUY I PAID DID DON’T LEAVE ME PLEASE SAMSON

WE COULD DO SO MUCH YOU AND I
DON’T ABANDON ME
:cry:

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I gave you flowers and chocolate for our anniversary on Round 22425. You gave me an unconsensual vasectomy. It’s over.

I have found solace in the arms of God and our prophet Joseph Smith of the Church of Latter-Day Saints.

“The righteous cry out, and the Lord hears them; he delivers them from all their troubles.” Psalm 34:17-18.

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BROS WE ARE SO BACK LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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I gotta get CM discord again

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Thank you for your service

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