Delete mps

General Acid Goop
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Ok I’m gonna say it. We all know they are bloodthirsty law nerds that sit around all day and seem to just come do their job when I’m having fun. Replace them with a guard for commanding officers or XOs and make them just respond to their actions.

Also is not fun to play or roleplay against. They are the IC tool to resolve OCC problems (anything that goes against talking gearing up and going down). So don’t make it think like they are fun to be around. >:(

Anyways I validate this opinion on my amplitude of interactions with mps and my limited mp hours.

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Give MPs a ‘kill John immediatley’ button

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Give MPs the ability to permabrig marines by looking at them.

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John boulder dont you play MP too… swore iv seen you on that role…

(this message is sponsored by the MPcord, if we see you again amidst our ranks, you will be PURGED)

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(The guy in the chair will be you one day)

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MP should be job banned as soon as they brig somebody for breaking a window or hacking a vendor, those two laws should be bait laws for shit MP to get jbanned

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John’s just mad cause i paid the CMP to let me torture him as CL

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It really isn’t that hard to just, not go around and break shit for no reason. If you need to get in somewhere, ask somebody with access.

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i dont do it and i’ve never been arrested for it i just think the type of mp to brig somebody for it over njp is poo

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after the Allow MPs to use “enhanced interrogation techniques” thread was posted, yeah, delete them.

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There was one time that an admin let a pretty rough rule brake be resolved IC and it was peak. Now bros want to have that happen again

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Remove MPs bring world peace.

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You sound like a majority of marines would stand next to the broken window and accept their NJP. Some shipside roles will RP this situation out but all squad marines will beat you multiple times together with their metacord (assault plus major interference on everyone), run away (resisting), riot on the alamo (major interference on ten more marines, assault on five of these ten marines) and cablecuff plus strip you (theft and illegal confinement).

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Do this but also allow the CO and XO to BE for literally any reason without right of appeal to staff

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I support allowing the CO and XO to start throwing HE grenades in briefing to silence the crowds.

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Get aboard the murder train.

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Better idea:let CO load marines they don’t like into the OB cannon and fire them at other marines they don’t like.

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Better idea load the MPs into the OB cannon. Fire at the xenos. Let them return to their sisters in claws.

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This is typical marine propaganda and its super super silly.

The number of arrests for someone for breaking a single window to save someones life is very small.

The vast number of arrests is for the marine who shot out all the windows in briefing, refused njp, resisted, stabbed someone, then yelled anout “all i did was break a window!”. Thats all you hear so you just chalk it up.

But Its disingenuous to keep saying this and just shuts down your argument.

And i know… because i DO play mp as a true antagonist and do arrest for a single window break. I have to fight fellow mps and cmps constantly. Crime is no excuse Criminal scum!

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Removing MPs would make it all be admin OOC enforcement instead, so, pick which one you want.

(in before “this is acid goop everything is sarcastic :nerd_face:”)

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Then remove the admins too

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