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Hi Folks. Instead of reading - which is for nerds - marine law, i thought i’d ask you guys. What are some fun ways to land yourself in trouble with the MP’s, possibly brig, without disrupting the round. I’m talking, ways that give the MP’s something fun to do, being a cheeky rascal, if you will…

The only ‘prank’ I’ve been rolling with is getting to brief early and breaking into the command pod to redecorate - usually dismantling chairs and building railings or cades - one time a couple marines got on board with defending the brass and set up a turret and we’re asking for ID’s to get into the club. Good times

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I remember an absolute madlad who broke into brig, and put on a prison outfit, confusing the shit out of the Maps.

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MP’s spend a lot of time outside of the brig, so every now and then I’ll go up there and grab one of the sec vendors and bring it down to the alamo and hack it so people can get those cool red glasses

It helps to drag it through maintenance rather than the hallways but honestly most people don’t give you a second look anyway. MP’s usually assume you’re dragging something else and not one of their secvendors

there’s also one right next to briefing that’s even easier to get to but it doesn’t have the same impact as stealing it right out of the brig.

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Ive usually as MT to kill boredom broken into the CO Office to release Jones from confinement and wear Jones as a hat.

I once saw a MT break into COs bunks and OD on booze in his bed :laughing: he was found after permaing tho

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Ifi want to end up in brig, i start mirroring mps, repeat whatever they do until they get annoyed and arrest me

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Exist as an MT and look at the MPs. They will find a reason to brig you.

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its all a matter of how much tupac you got in you

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That is a brilliant idea.

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i remember an MT who would literally just hack into the COs office, steal Jones then have it implanted into them.

you would search them and find no cat, but they would still be meowing. so you get them into surgerly and lo and behold, a cat.

Suffice to say they were a very memorable tider MT who would pull harmless pranks like this

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classic

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