Duncan Wood Dishonorably Discharged by Provost

Not going to get into specifics so this doesn’t get deleted, but most of my grievances are in the Marine Law post anyway.

Tl;dr after I got the boot from the discord for talking about staff stuff too much I realized I was lowkey just as happy not playing and dealing with all the shit relying on them for Marine Law stuff comes with. I’m still gonna be on the forums maybe and I play PVE sometimes now, but I’ve kinda reached a point where it isn’t worth playing MP anymore if it means representing so much stuff I don’t like.

Real Ones

Chen was cool. Free my guy posthaste.

Bill Crimson, probably my greatest MP rival in game and solid dude out of it. Dude knew his shit even better than I did.

John Kilgore obviously, the GOAT.

Brad Ward, Brad Weird.

Gus Sybila and Harvest Singe, two high level MTs who gave us something fun to do.

Joe Dafoe, quite possibly the best CO we ever had.

I don’t know what character Thwomper played but I actually liked the dropships and the FOB shit.

There are too many people who made playing MP a better experience than I deserved to thank them all individually. I’m gonna run down, like, a handful that I can remember but if you were a fairly good MP player in the last year or so you’d probably be here.
Elisa Amsel
Rose Aegadan
Eka Aimise
Alexander Oblomov
Samuel Johnson
Maria A.W. Reaper
Jason Prescott
Grant Thomas
Mark Levine

Maybe I’ll come back some day (next week according to the average time between cryoposts and the player coming back), but for now I’m donezo. Good luck other MPs, I’ve probably transferred some of you guys all the knowledge I could.

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The worlds coolest MP main… Man. I’m genuinely sad to see you go.

I don’t have many screenshots, as they all died with my old laptop, but you inspired me to start playing MP (And I somehow logged ~ninety hours, and remember exactly none of it).

The USS Almayers’ Military Police Platoon will truly never be the same without your level-headed voice.

Heres one screenshot that managed to survive the laptop death:
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I really do hope your hiatus is short, though, in the case it isn’t; Be safe, man.

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Who’s gonna main MP now and argue about ML? You were a genuinely cool MP tho, good luck on the PvE or wherever ya move next

Also

What did he mean by this :thinking:

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Lmao I think I combined you and Ruby Fairwright? There used to be an MP floating around with the nickname Rose but idk if that’s who it was or if they’re still here.

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We’ve lost yet another real one today
See ya around in PVE Duncan

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MP hasn’t been the same as years ago. They TOOK OUR CUSTOM DRIP. THE JACKETS MAN!!!

Can’t have fun no more. See you in a week. MP mains either return, or see themselves become COs and never return.

If you don’t, I’ll assume you were promoted to CO then OBed FOB.

  • One of the MPs you thought long ago. Before I remade 10 different characters.
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Big love bro, hopefully I’ll see you around one day, you’ll be missed in the brig

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Damn, One of the two great MPs mains I know. If Crimson leaves too the Military Police department will combust. I’m also surprised that despite my brief period as Oblomov the MP I was considered to be a good one. Appreciate it.

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didn’t even mention me in your cool guy list, fvcked up man

regardless, good to see you heading to greener pastures, MPs trvly have fallen though :slightly_frowning_face:

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Fare thee well Duncan Wood your commentary on any issue is one I’d gladly side or debate with any day so knowledgeable but now all the fun’s dried up now its time to look to the future for both life and more happiness to follow. I wish you good luck in whatever endeavor you seek.

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See you around dude.

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Wood I’ll miss you, you were always one of the best MPs to play with. We all knew the provost was gonna get your ass though

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I’ll miss you! You were the rare MP player who neither died young and starry-eyed nor lived so long you became cruel.

At the end of the day, ML in a space toot game is not surefire and is something you can have gripes with. Regardless of All That, you were always down-to-earth and charismatic without trying overly hard. Take care, space cowboy. PvE might finally make you a groundside player…

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Duncan wood was somehow one of the only MP mains that didnt ego trip and was not powerhungry as fuck and brigged everyone, he was my top guy when i played command or MP. Its going to be a shame that you are gone now.

-John F Kilgore

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I recall both the arrest and fax fondly.

I could never be seen associated with a MP main, but an ex-MP main…

I will admit you were one of my favourite MPs. Dont tell the maintenance techs.

Have fun out there, whatever life brings your way, turn it into happiness for yourself and others.

~ the guy who plays Russel.

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You’ll be missed, you always seemed like a fair dude.

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