I am not much of a person for speeches, but I’ll do my best. When I came to CM which If I remember correctly, it’s been about 4 years? Or so? I didn’t know what the heck I was doing though I adapted, and I kept playing though for the life of me I couldn’t understand mechanics or anything that wasn’t a marine and especially due to my brain going ‘Hmmm Command Sounds fun’ I foolishly think as I lead 180 Pop server with no CO into doom. I don’t remember my first rounds as their probably a blur you may have remembered me before as Elisa ‘Blackthorn’ Traube, but I changed that earlier on to Elisa ‘Apt’ (Another Nickname I cannot remember) Amsel, Eloise ‘Smartie’ and ‘Ekek’ Amsel, Alastair Klingmann, and Nohr Nielsson.
I main’d XO and CMP somehow ‘Accidentally’ Your Honors I may add getting Plat on CMP and XO with no Plat Rifleman yes yes I hear your boos and concern for my mental health don’t worry its already far gone to the point I have trouble sleeping but I’ll get over it. I will not bring up old drama or old history been too much of that drama lately and frankly, I am tired of hearing of one thing after another it gets sickening to hear so much go on so much controversy over a pixel spaceman game. Even if this game was one of the few things that I looked forward to playing when I was a few years younger the drama and voices of concern and such have gotten too much even for my tired mind to look up any longer. Though I’d like to share some people at least that I remember as being at least somewhat of friends before I take my final leave.
Notable People
Heinz Mueller (Bancross) A good commander
Thomas Neumann (Anthrax user, finally made me have fun as CL)
Stephen ‘Gamemaster’ (Whatever the fuck else) Lewis (Taught me everything to know about CL and Paperwork and how to be a bit funny even if I took things to serious. A great friend and fellow 40k nerd)
Eka ‘Madhatter’ Aimese (A fellow Goober who was to goober for my own good… A fine SL, CIC player and CL Who helped me many times)
Amanda Monna (Also ayyluska or Tsunamico to many others Weyu RP Was never stronger… My bill for the friendly fire incident still hasn’t been paid…)
Phillip ‘Balls’ Bales (A nice guy and a good RFN Player)
Steve Murphy, Michael ‘Ponyboy’ Calhoun, Braden ‘Aces’ Stephenson (Helpers with my CO Apps trying to get me to push the envelope to get CO in but sadly wasn’t to be.)
John J. Jackson (Cyberspire was funny. That is all.)
Keaton Howard (A good CO and good Rper who was amazing at most shit)
Gretta Swahili and Greta Swansdottir (Both great SLs and essential to any victory calling in good Ob strikes to good flanks. A good CoC is the fastest way to a quick and assured victory. When everyones on the same page nothing can stop marines.)
Theres more people I could name but briefly Kato Evelyn, Harvest Singe (BATU KHAN BATU KHAN HES HEREEEEE), Grant Thomas, Laurencia Beck, EOD501 (See ya Space Cowboy), Ryan Goodman (Best Goddamn SEA Don’t let John hear me saying that.) and many more.
Well now for some moments that I find memorable and of course hilarious sometimes though I could not capture every time I laughed in picture or video (Which are now gone sadly) I do have these.
Until we meet again or incase I don’t see ya. Good afternoon, Good Evening, And goodnight.
Oh, before I bid thee adieu, I just remembered one more person for the older players if they remember. Bizaroo, otherwise known as Vash Vandez or Simon Vandez the fear in every CL’s or Command player’s mind.