Favourite ML to break in a round and why

Crimes Against Humanity. Implanting buckshot into someone is funny. :3

DaSO, literal hurt feelings report

4 Likes

you aint a real marine if you dont get arrested for DASO at least 7 times before drop.

2 Likes

Misuse of Authority
Also prevarication

1 Like

Desertion.

I have a ton of fun playing a rifleman that spends the round inventing ways to stay shipside.

4 Likes

All of them. CLF gaming can’t be stopped

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Can’t get arrested for being a Prisoner of war if you’re CLF

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I LOVE SEDITION

I LOVE BEING PART OF A CONVULTED COSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW CIC AND INSTALL A WY PUPPET

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Theft, trespassing, and DTGP. If it’s a snow map, I need that fucking SO bunk service uniform, and I’m gonna get that fucking SO bunk service uniform.

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Trespassing and Vandalism. I want to know where the Alamo is and if there’s wounded coming up, and I’m going to find out, one way or another.

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Oh my God, were you that marine who was pretending to be a nurse assistant?

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The doc “recruited me”

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Are you the retired marine??

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To be honest, if I had you in my MedBay, I’d be perfectly fine with you staying with us as long as you actually try to help us with patients and keep guard on close bursts.

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Nah, the one i play is a felon.

He just tries to weasel his way iut of deployments.

One round i somehow convinced the CL he needed a bodyguard so I ended up wesring a suit and glasses and following him around.

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Animal Abuse

Please be my bodyguard. You will be issued a black suit, sunglasses, and my stunpistol.

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Yeah absolutely DASO.

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DASO, FTFP, Animal Cruelty, Cannibalism, it’s hard to list all of Gramps’ favorites.

My favorite to arrest FOR is insub. Because it applies to insulting someone of a higher rank and as long as you play MP and take offense to something… you can arrest most marines for it.

Its the “over the speed limit” for MPs… just an excuse.

MPcord guidelines are:

  1. Find someone lower rank than you and hang around them to anatogize
  2. Take offense to anything said.
  3. Charge minor insub
  4. Mention the cmp so the marine hears you and says something about CMP
  5. Charge DASO for above.
  6. Act slightly slow so marine resists
  7. Charge resisting.
  8. Stack resisting, daso, and minor insub for 15min timer on “criminal”
  9. Laugh in mpcord