Give Jones IFF.

Just saw a tesla tower zap jones, plz give him iff.

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Unless IFF is shorthand for invincibility, I think this post is stopping too short.

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Jones never survives outside of the CO’s room or a human’s head.

Maybe if the CO’s room spawned with a special cat collar (THAT ONLY THE CAT CAN WEAR!) that has a IFF chip on it.

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Jones needs the invincibility, or atleast if you kill him you get gibbed.

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TRUE, give Jones an IFF collar with a tracker

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i was the man the always stole jones until the smelly and segrain got angry at me for stealing the cat

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I want Sargent Stubby or Sargent Reckless instead of Jones.