Give MPs police scooters

They will also have a siren that sounds like these plastic 20 buck police cars you get for your toddler from Walmart or whatever. It will also have a bike horn and a slot for coffee cups. This way MPs can finally realise their dream of being proper mall cops.

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this is a thing on goonstation and it works perfectly, port it NOW

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No we should give MP’s APCs because soulful and accurate.

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Drive by bagging a Delta on the Front. YES.

Gentlemen, get the huge fucking net gun out of storage. (Oh my god I did not see how bad a necro this was, how did I even end up in this thread)

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