The whole premise of this is I would have liked to handle this without needing to rely on the staff, and this is just an obvious example, and it was just a really damn obvious way of how they were being shitheads.
And I’m not going to sit here and pretend xenos have much in the way of rolepalying (or pretend I don’t occasionally toe the line on what’s acceptable even when we take that into account) but don’t even try to feed me that line about ‘COs are held to the highest roleplay standards in the game’ because anyone who’s interacted with them know this is a shot in the dark at best.
Some of the most immersion breaking emotes, because we know lots of people love the funny emote spam when I slap them with neuro and drag them to brazil, I’ve ever seen has come from COs and XOs(Who are fundamentally CO-lite) and feeding marines a line of orders at briefing does NOT constitute roleplay of any kind. Unless they fluff it up, it’s no different than the battery of orders I issue to xenos every round to make sure everyone is staying somewhat busy or builders are building in a design that won’t get everyone killed.
I’d go so far as to say I see them pushing the line of absurdity far more than any other job, for christs sake there’s a CO who calls her marines ‘apes’ which one is a literal, direct reference to a meme, and two would have gotten you relieved of duty faster than you can say ‘Equal Opportunity’ if we try to apply it even MODERATELY to real life. I HAVE SEEN COMMANDERS CALL THEIR MARINES UNGAS IN CHARACTER, OVER THE COURSE OF THE ROUND. WITH ADMINS ON.
There’s this weird idea the whitelists actually reliably enforce roleplay and I’d say this only really stands truly for predators because they actually possess the time (They’re not busy running around trying to keep the marines in line or playing the ultimate support role) and tools to actually assist them in conducting roleplay. (Working Joes are in a middle ground since their roleplay consists of ignoring people except for their pre-scripted sound bites, which I absolutely adore. Working Joe my beloved.)
I’ve gotten off topic, and while I recognize ultimately if staff says they don’t want to give this authority to am unwhitelisted player and would rather handle it themselves, fine, there’s nothing I can do to change that. But don’t try and delude me or yourself that somehow it’s safer in the hands of COs, who have only really jumped through a hoop that’s more of a popularity contest than anything else.
EDIT: Just on the record, I don’t take issues with the CO’s acting like this. I think funny, memey CO’s are more interesting than standard milsim man #234253465466546, but if we’re REALLY out here pretending they’re actually being carefully policed, I’m going to call bullshit.