If you laughed, good on you. A real CM player will always laugh whenever when someone gets gibbed because of them, then ahelp quickly to 'fess up (i always do this)
The REAL Xeno agent.
This one happened recently.
I was crusher, and I ran from an OB.
I saw a freshly hugged scout who walked into a hugger trap, but I thought it was dead instead and the scout was able to walk away from that thanks to my incompetence. I didn’t realize my mistake until people pointed it out in d-chat.
Apparently a hivelord ignored it too.
Le epic hive fumble.
Don’t have me near you when you get lurker pounced, there’s a 50% chance you will eat my PB instead of the lurker.
not nearly as bad at these ones but…
was playing IO on shiva’s and found a gun and MD on the ground next to a body
i had my medhud off so i assumed it was a prop body and that someone got capped
i start yapping on my radio then i get pounced and fragged
the guy permad and i somehow got saved with seconds to spare
I got asked to offset the OB by james parker. I have no fucking idea to this day how to offset it correctly.
OH MY GOD THAT REMINDS ME (I put supply crate coords in the OB channel by mistake)
During a hardcore round, I decided to try and intervene with a scuffle between a corpsman and a lurker with my shotgun - Due to the JOYS of intent shuffling, the corpsman was shuffled to where the lurker was, and I didnt have time to correct by the time I left-clicked.
I felt horrific about that.