Honeypot thread

General Acid Goop
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Confess rulebreaks you guys did and got away with !
You guys start i may abstain

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This guy is wearing a wire

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I once called the CO a doodoo head and the MPs never arrested me.

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Once shot prisoners with rubber bullets on green and when bwoinked cited random rules until @firecharge123 thought that it was allowed.

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sweats
Nah man im cool im one of the ungas !

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hes been compromised, pull him out

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I shot up the entire req line with an M2C, then proceeded to steal the CO’s mateba and execute them while spamming me”does the default fortnite dance” and got away with it in Round ID 17828, CKEY Basilherb

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Really?

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“Staff retain the authority to ignore or alter the enforcement of specific rules at their discretion should they feel it is in the best interest of the current round, the server or the player base at large.”

Therefore no one will ever know if they “got away with it” or if it was ignored on purpose :nerd_face:

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I played as CO “Peter Griffin” (rule 9) and had IC intercourse with SO “Lois Griffin” (rule 1), my character was mentally unstable (rule 2), i then acted like a dick towards my CE “Meg Griffin” (rule 3) and only communicated in spanish (rule 3) all the while being racist towards my SO “Cleveland Brown” (rule 3), j then shot up the briefing room with my smartgun (rule 4)and BE’ing all the MP crew (rule 10, after that i exploited forgotten code to breach into space from the almayer (hehehe) (rule 5) whilst i communicated via discord with my buddies (rule 6). This was using my VPN to avoid the ban i had on my main account (rule 7)

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me (and every backliner xeno) conveniently forget that rules that state “Xenos have no freedom and must obey the queen” every time the queen says “GET TO HIVE” and “IM SCREECHING EVERYONE GET TO ME”.

And i am going to roleplay as a forsaken if someone’s playing UNO, the rules cannot hold me, that marine IS gonna lose an UNO match to a forsaken warrior.

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Some guy was camping the ERT stations with his turret wordlessly trying to frag the ERT team for no reason other than getting laughs so I shot him for it and a bunch more marines before they revived me because their guy did start it buy camping ERT dock with a turret upon hearing he was coming, when I walked outta medbay I saw him and he drew his shotgun in hand so i magdumped him took his helmet off and shot his dome off. 100% worth admin said he would overlook the rulebreak on the account of the guy hearing “were doing an event this round” and hearing it as “a ship will be docking time to boobytrap the ertdocks”.

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i (master chief) was in briefing in CIC (trespassing) when the CO asked if there were any questions so I said “Sir” (DASO because they were a woman) “I need a weapon”

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not a rulebreak cause I beat the case buuut HIT TEAM

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when i first started playing medic I used to think one unit of any medicine equaled to one pill, i think i ‘treated’ 3 people (including myself) until i noticed

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Did you then empty whole pill bottles into the patients or what?

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Pretty much, yes

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Admins when they see “Crewie McBaldface ODed Unga McRobusto on 240 units of bicardine/kelotane/quickclot”

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I once used clf3 and 900 smoke as a doctor in the dropship hangar at the end of the round. A few seconds later, a handful of people commented that they were burning to death, and 2-3 burned corpses were dragged into medbay afterwards. Somehow I got no notes for it.

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