How to have fun as xeno

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the more pain you cause to marines, the more fun you have. every frac, every point of organ damage, every infliction of IB, every time you drag their corpse into fire so they char up (possibly preventing a revive), every delimb, every decapitation you make, every cap you get… that’s more fun for you. or well, it at least is for me after all the suffering i endured playing as PFC

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step 1: go globber
step 2: direct glob
step 3: neuro tailstab

satisfaction

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Step 1: Evolve to a lurker.
Step 2: Aim head.
Step 3: Target anyone not wearing a helmet.
Step 4: Decapitate them.
Step 5: Relish in the fact that they now get to experience a level of suffering felt by most xenos who are permanently stuck in dchat.

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Gramps approved comment

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  1. Become hugger
  2. Look for a marine being revived
  3. Run over and hug the defenseless marine
  4. Watch marines panic, ff, and yell at each other in dead chat after your successful hug.

There is just something about watching a medic scramble, fumble, then PB the guy he just revived as your hug goes off.

Another good one is to approach the sniper from the direction hes not looking… then hug them from behind.

My final favorite is to hug a pilot or the fob doctor… because it makes bravo go insane yelling at people about closing cades.

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Missed step 0.
Step 0: Look for an easy target as a ghost.

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Step 6. Read forum posts of people crying to remove decap chance instead of wearing a helmet.

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It goes without saying.

If you arent metaing as xeno… whats even the point

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Best comment.

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  1. Farm 175 hours on queen
  2. Make sure you do the slimiest tactics so marines have no fun
  3. Make sure xenos have no fun (you are the queen, only you are allowed to enjoy the round)
  4. Join CM discord so you can see who is crying about your gamestyle

Optional: roll queen on high every LV round and make “funny” hive in hydro or engineering

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Playing as a Xenomorph in CM-SS13 can be a lot of fun! Here are some tips to enjoy the experience:

  1. Embrace the Role: Get into character and think like a Xenomorph. You are a deadly, hive-minded creature with a desire to propagate and protect your hive.
  2. Cooperate with Other Xenomorphs: Work together with other Xenomorph players to coordinate attacks and defend your hive. Communication is key to success.
  3. Hunt Prey: Seek out human players to hunt and kill. Use stealth to ambush them when they least expect it.
  4. Evolve: As you successfully kill and impregnate hosts, you’ll evolve into more powerful forms with special abilities. Embrace these new abilities and use them to your advantage.
  5. Protect the Queen: If there’s a Queen Xenomorph, your primary objective is to protect her at all costs. She’s essential for producing more Xenomorphs.
  6. Create Chaos: Cause chaos and confusion among the human players. Destroy vital systems, sabotage equipment, and sow panic whenever possible.
  7. Roleplay: Engage in roleplay with other players. Communicate with your hisses and growls, and act like the terrifying creature you are.

Remember, the key to having fun as a Xenomorph in CM-SS13 is to immerse yourself in the role and contribute to the overall atmosphere of the game.

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The optional is literary me. Fuck LV.

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as a legend once put it, “dumbass queen”

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Wow, I really see your character and personality in this writing!

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