Ooc: In this thread, we must all be in character as if the round has just started.
I wake up in the cryo room, it seems like we were woken up by a distress call, wowzers ! (I think to myself)
I look around and every marine is rushing to their preps, confused and shoving all the food down their throats very quickly
“Guys we were we awoken ?” I ask the fellas in the charlie squad prep
“Shut the fuck up! You know exactly what we’re doin!” I yell from Alpha prep down the hall.
in a freak accident, the Almayer’s self destruct spontaneously goes off, vaporizing everyone aboard
OOC: Ediblebomb: RP deez nuts
“Good morning sir” *salutes the CO’s cryopod (Thomas Neuman is waiting in the cryo pod to pop out and insult me as soon as I walk past)
PVT Ava ‘Squirrel’ Biery says: Lmao
*dies in cryopod
LCpl Zhu Cijue [Almayer (Bravo HM)] says, “Ah, it’s a good day to be in the best squad in the USCM.”
“RAHHHHHHHHH THE MPs BRIGGED ME FOR 5 MINS, I HAVE TO BEHEAD MYSELF IN THE YARD WITH A SPOON!!!”
Unga first class HPR “brrrrrrt” mcBenodeath says, “Gonna test the HPR’s IFF when deployed using a bipod in briefing room”. And why is everyone spamming HPR threads?
PFC Ingwe “Chaplain” Styles [Almayer (Alpha Riflemen)] says, “Shut the fuck up Fobbits!”
I hurry up and get all my equipment, greeting my fellow marines as i walk by, and shaking the Spec’s hand
I pick out my usual loadout and go to the MT room to talk with the folks and relax a little
“I wonder what our orders will be today”, i say as a delta pvt starts shooting at windows
I walk into brief, use my underbarrel extinguisher to put out the Delta PFC on fire by the door as I turn to salute the SO and take my seat.
LCpl Zhu Cijue [Almayer (Bravo HM)] says, “How about I don’t, Alphtard!”
Cripwalks
Sits down at breifing, trying not to stare at the plan the Captain is holding, without doubt it’s drawn with crayons. I thought “God, is that glitter over the word unga i see there”
I sighs as i turn to right and i see a delta “wiggle around as a worm”
Suddenly hear from the left a song “Can you get much higher” on 150% volume, I turn around and see a man deploying a M2C and gunning down the req line.
I stand up, i thought “fuck this, i’m going to Alamo”
Walk past medbay where i see 3 Sg from different squads, butt naked. Blood everywhere and 4 mp is dragging them up the ladder in medbay.
“I am to old for this” i mumbled to myself
Notices that the HPR threat got necroed and proceeds to pull a funny joke on req line using the totally IFF-granting bipod
Excellent work sir. Made me genuinely laugh. Good on you.
*eyes start glowing red"
RAhh!1 you don’t want to see my BAD side! KITTEN!
howls and growls at the moon
*stares at Cyn in their psychotic rage
Hey CMO, this will pass right?
squints
Says on comms: “MPPPPSSSS MS.ROVER IS BECOMING A WOLF, IS THIS AGAINST ML”
sighs and leaves