HRP IC thread

Ooc: In this thread, we must all be in character as if the round has just started.

I wake up in the cryo room, it seems like we were woken up by a distress call, wowzers ! (I think to myself)
I look around and every marine is rushing to their preps, confused and shoving all the food down their throats very quickly
“Guys we were we awoken ?” I ask the fellas in the charlie squad prep

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“Shut the fuck up! You know exactly what we’re doin!” I yell from Alpha prep down the hall.

in a freak accident, the Almayer’s self destruct spontaneously goes off, vaporizing everyone aboard

OOC: Ediblebomb: RP deez nuts

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“Good morning sir” *salutes the CO’s cryopod (Thomas Neuman is waiting in the cryo pod to pop out and insult me as soon as I walk past)

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PVT Ava ‘Squirrel’ Biery says: Lmao

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*dies in cryopod

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LCpl Zhu Cijue [Almayer (Bravo HM)] says, “Ah, it’s a good day to be in the best squad in the USCM.”

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“RAHHHHHHHHH THE MPs BRIGGED ME FOR 5 MINS, I HAVE TO BEHEAD MYSELF IN THE YARD WITH A SPOON!!!”

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Unga first class HPR “brrrrrrt” mcBenodeath says, “Gonna test the HPR’s IFF when deployed using a bipod in briefing room”. And why is everyone spamming HPR threads?

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PFC Ingwe “Chaplain” Styles [Almayer (Alpha Riflemen)] says, “Shut the fuck up Fobbits!”

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I hurry up and get all my equipment, greeting my fellow marines as i walk by, and shaking the Spec’s hand
I pick out my usual loadout and go to the MT room to talk with the folks and relax a little
“I wonder what our orders will be today”, i say as a delta pvt starts shooting at windows

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I walk into brief, use my underbarrel extinguisher to put out the Delta PFC on fire by the door as I turn to salute the SO and take my seat.

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LCpl Zhu Cijue [Almayer (Bravo HM)] says, “How about I don’t, Alphtard!”

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